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“Wherever there are people chatting anywhere on the internet, someone will be trying to get into someone else’s e-pants.”trickyrodent

We are human, we are not perfect, we are alive, we try things, we make mistakes, we stumble, we fall, we get hurt, we rise again, but we try again, we keep learning, we keep growing. And we are thankful for this priceless opportunity called life.

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BYOM (Be Your Own Mod) – Mute!

Johanna_T: ben is creepily psychic sometimes, asmo
asmodous: So am I
asmodous: I said bless you once and frat shat himself

Gevock: When I’m bored, I give myself an erection and wear a donut around like a cock ring

mmebunneh: I’ll just have to rub it off in the shower

frankiesmum: smashes shaving foam pie in your face (reply)

Ketsy: Honestly, penis sounds awesome right now

Ketsy: Sucking is fun

DarkRainyKnight: English is hard.
Johanna_T: Wow, who excited it?

Aetheraenn: When it comes to sex, I’d love to be someone’s bitch.

Musicgirl: I never get quoted any more.

Sir_Fratley: It’s official, then. I’m turning gay

Sir_Fratley: I graduated in my pants when I first saw Hanna

Sir_Fratley: I slap guys with my dick no homo

Sir_Fratley: I need you, Ketsy

DarkRainyKnight: My mouth is full of wieners.

gamemastermike: but its hard ;.;

HappyAlcoholic: White knighting gets me sex all the time, what are you talking about?

Whovian: brb, goldfish is drowning.

MadJedi: Johanna is the best admin

Adrokila: Johanna, I’m giving you a warning.
Adrokila: For being too awesome.

Maginmaniac7: Look at my balls. LOOK AT THEM.

PeaceFrog: Cocks, cocks everywhere.

Johanna_T: Jedi, Jedi, get me a kitten :C
MadJedi: Gives moderator kitteh
Johanna_T: Kitteeh! :D:D
eProdigy: snatches kitty
Johanna_T: Dun touch my kitteh :C
eProdigy: I can touch your pussy whenever I want.
eProdigy: …
eProdigy: That came out wrong

eProdigy: strokes pussy

Paulverizer11: Alright, screw all of you. XD
SaraPsychoBot: Ok
Johanna_T: Ok, I will
gamemastermike: no screw you
Paulverizer11: …That was a beautiful moment right there.
Paulverizer11: Glad to have so many volunteers.

bambros98: hey mike how did you become a mod
gamemastermike: i stole a giant “M” from McDonalds thats all you need to be a mod

janesah: and omg i found my awesome 15 centimeter pink ruler
Twoam: 15 cm? Random Length XD
jake_da_snake: eww twoam
jake_da_snake: no one needs to know yur size bro..
Twoam: Eww? She was talking about a ruler
janesah: yea its 15cm and its pink

JayChaos: I want my dick. Where, oh where has it gone.
Johanna_T: Omg
Johanna_T: You forgot to look in your pants….
JayChaos: Care to check for me, honey?

usb_hub: Hi. I’m cake
Seesine: You’re a lie.

MadJedi: Urijah, I do hope everyone here is wet

AdeebNafees: Damn, this is rather hard

DannyDaNinja: I can’t believe adeeb is black

adv0catus: Johanna, I like your pussy.

adv0catus: I love pussy.

My Mother, Ducky: Ducklette.
My cruel brother, Nikhil: IAmTheCandyman.
My Unicorn brother, Zachary: Zshadow.
My wizard brother, Hammii: Maginmaniac7.
Older brother, Gbra: GBros.
Older brother, Enisees: Seesine.
Older brother, Vegard: Vegard20.
Older brother, Ted: Docter_Ted.
Older brother, Brian: Casper_D.
My big brother, Jonathan: reaper765.
Younger brother, Candy: CandyCastle.
My sexy sister, Omni: Omnicide.
Older sister, Ali: Kisses.
Older sister, Yui: IkiWolf.
Older sister, Xan: Xandrya.
Older sister, Jeim: Jeimuzu185.
Younger sister: Afoo.
My wife, Arn: Arn3l.
My long lost cousin, AJ: ajwontpay.
My sex bitch, Remo: RemoWilliams.
I own Seeks, Secrets.
I own AJ’s heart.
I also own HappyAlcoholic’s pinkies, ring fingers, and face.
Brian owns my tail.
Turple is my pet!

Wipee, Awesime mid write me a piem! But simeine… please tell him to stip saying that giddamn “hinka”:

Hinka. Dinka.
Diddildy Doo.
I’ve got a simple message for you.
Diddldy Dee.
Hinka will enslave humanity.
What do you get when you typo my name?
Harassment by a mid, isn’t that a shame?


Slow and heavy lonely footsteps in the dark
When life and love has left a shell of longing
For that yesteryear of sweet promise,
Of strong young lives ascending proudly
Resolute, not fearing consequence
To reach the pinnacle ahead of friends and lovers
Whose lives were touched but not shared entirely.
Slow and heavy lonely footsteps.
When need does not give way to wanting
To share the fruits of wisdom and reap
The benefit of learning but search instead
The end of our existence that unprepared
We reach alone and empty, no past no future
Slow and heavy lonely footsteps in the dark.
-by an old friend, thank you Ray

A beautiful girl sits at the computer and stares,
Waiting by herself for someone to care.
No messages pop up, no one calls her cell phone.
Life passes hey by as she sits home alone.
Her heart hurts with emptiness, there’s nothing inside.
She needs a friend in whom she can confide.
She wishes things were different, the way they used to be,
When she mattered to people, or so it seemed.
Those people she thought would be her best friends forever?
At the first sign of change did what they said they would never.
They found new friends and they didn’t need her anymore.
But change is change—all is fair in love and war.
Still she loves them even if they’re gone,
It’s a shame she’s the only one who wasn’t able to move on.
She can burst any second, the tears are so hard to fight,
She puts on an act at school and cries herself to sleep at night.
She’s at her lowest point but she refuses to break,
And continues to live the life that’s so ridiculously fake.
She’s living in the past, remembering days full of laughter,
She whatever happened to living happily ever after?

“Blame’s just a name that you can attach to a shame.” – Zocra

“Those who matter won’t mind and those who mind don’t matter.” – StarlightPhoenix

“Look…if you had…one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted…in one moment, would you capture it…or just let it slip?” – Eminem

You failed? Just remember…
“F=irst A=ttempt I=n L=earning"

If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point. You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the different phases of life. And here you are. You go, motherfucker, you’re awesome.

Johanna – Respect in every Aspect.

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