Latest Activity: Played Boss Battle (1 day ago)
Points needed for next level: 571 Level
Remember, whatever harm you would do to another, do first to yourself.
My friends list has a specific offline order.
girlyuzzybutt is smelly.
“Wherever there are people chatting anywhere on the internet, someone will be trying to get into someone else’s e-pants.” – trickyrodent
If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point. You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the different phases of life. And here you are. You go, motherfucker, you’re awesome.
We are human, we are not perfect, we are alive, we try things, we make mistakes, we stumble, we fall, we get hurt, we rise again, but we try again, we keep learning, we keep growing. And we are thankful for this priceless opportunity called life.
[02:32 AM] trscrazyp: There once was a girl named Johanna_T, and she wasn’t big on her vanity, she’s stalked by her cat, and in love with Frat, without either she’d lose her sanity!
Benjamin Isaac is sexy ♥
Dave is kawaii.
Hammii is a jerk. [broken heart here]
DON’T MESS WITH ME OR I WILL POKE YOU WITH ELECTRICITY PIPE AND THEN POKE YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES OUT! ò_ó
How to become a moderator and where to find things like formatting ’n all that jazz.
HOW TO BECOME A MODERATOR: I do NOT suggest doing this, as it’s very dangerous and not many people have managed to do it. Go to the closest McDonalds at night time and steal the giant “M” in front of the store. Get a piece of paper, and then write your Kongregate username on it, take a picture of you with the giant M sign.
Need a Moderator? Click here.
BYOM (Be Your Own Mod) – Mute!
Name: Elizabeth Johanna.
My fursona is an Angel Panda Kitty named Kittanda Paws.
My game: A-Z games.
Please… Give me internets!.
My ask.fm, Koalasan.
My Twitter, Koalasan.
Other contact info:
Email: firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com.
Please don’t message me telling me all the dangers of the internet and posting my personal information online, I don’t need you to tell me anything, thanks.
If you don’t have anything nice to say – Just don’t say it.
I don’t care what others say about me, because my own evaluation of myself is most important. ¯\(ツ)/¯ (Thank you, AdeebNafees).
Johanna_T: ben is creepily psychic sometimes, asmo
Gevock: When I’m bored, I give myself an erection and wear a donut around like a cock ring
mmebunneh: I’ll just have to rub it off in the shower
frankiesmum: smashes shaving foam pie in your face (reply)
Ketsy: Honestly, penis sounds awesome right now
Ketsy: Sucking is fun
DarkRainyKnight: English is hard.
Aetheraenn: When it comes to sex, I’d love to be someone’s bitch.
Musicgirl: I never get quoted any more.
Sir_Fratley: It’s official, then. I’m turning gay
Sir_Fratley: I graduated in my pants when I first saw Hanna
Sir_Fratley: I slap guys with my dick no homo
Sir_Fratley: I need you, Ketsy
DarkRainyKnight: My mouth is full of wieners.
gamemastermike: but its hard ;.;
HappyAlcoholic: White knighting gets me sex all the time, what are you talking about?
Whovian: brb, goldfish is drowning.
MadJedi: Johanna is the best admin
Adrokila: Johanna, I’m giving you a warning.
Maginmaniac7: Look at my balls. LOOK AT THEM.
PeaceFrog: Cocks, cocks everywhere.
Johanna_T: Jedi, Jedi, get me a kitten :C
eProdigy: strokes pussy
Paulverizer11: Alright, screw all of you. XD
bambros98: hey mike how did you become a mod
janesah: and omg i found my awesome 15 centimeter pink ruler
JayChaos: I want my dick. Where, oh where has it gone.
usb_hub: Hi. I’m cake
MadJedi: Urijah, I do hope everyone here is wet
AdeebNafees: Damn, this is rather hard
DannyDaNinja: I can’t believe adeeb is black
adv0catus: Johanna, I like your pussy.
adv0catus: I love pussy.
My family & friends:
My Mother, Ducky: Ducklette.
Wipee, Awesime mid write me a piem! But simeine… please tell him to stip saying that giddamn “hinka”:
“Slow and heavy lonely footsteps in the dark”
A beautiful girl sits at the computer and stares,
“Blame’s just a name that you can attach to a shame.” – Zocra
“Those who matter won’t mind and those who mind don’t matter.” – StarlightPhoenix
“Look…if you had…one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted…in one moment, would you capture it…or just let it slip?” – Eminem
“F=irst A=ttempt I=n L=earning" – Sabriath
Enjoy life while you can – Life is too short.
Gracias por leer mi página.
Johanna – Respect in every Aspect.
Page last updated: 10:21pm, Thursday, 6th of Nov, 2014.