JohnSchmidl's Comments

Comment

Learn to Fly 3

Play Learn to Fly 3

Feb. 27, 2016

Rating: 1

Honestly has a little too much grind and not enough money is made fast enough, still a great game but the 2nd learn to fly game was still better Also I sadly found myself enjoying the unlocked Classic Mode more than the story mode :( Still an amazing game though, but those were my only complaints :D

Cube Escape: Birthday

Play Cube Escape: Birthday

Feb. 23, 2016

Rating: -1

Getting a new youtube video from your favorite youtube channel is like getting a snowday Getting a new cube escape game is like getting told school is no longer a requirement in america

Bullet Heaven 2

Play Bullet Heaven 2

Nov. 10, 2015

Rating: 2

This game is perfect, not much else to say except THANK YOU 1 PIXEL HIT BOX :D

Cube Escape: Harvey's Box

Play Cube Escape: Harvey's Box

Jul. 01, 2015

Rating: 2

These games always have such a deep thought and atmosphere put into them, no doubt these games are all 10/10, keep up the good work dude and like seriously that jumpscare made me fall out of my chair :(

Give Up 2

Play Give Up 2

May. 16, 2015

Rating: 3

Nothing in the world is more depressing then dying over 500 times and seeing that blue button look into your soul...

Tangerine Tycoon

Play Tangerine Tycoon

Mar. 19, 2015

Rating: 1

When u start killing the people with mutant tangerines the clickable tangerine looks just like Heisenberg, COINCIDECE? I THINK NOT

Tangerine Tycoon

Play Tangerine Tycoon

Mar. 18, 2015

Rating: 3

For all those wondering (like me) why there are no badges, its probably because u could spend 10 minutes on this game, open a new tab and play something else for a while, come back and get all achievements/everything... but i do wish there were badges still lol

Escape the Red Giant

Play Escape the Red Giant

Mar. 16, 2015

Rating: 8

I got 999651... I hate my life

Happy World

Play Happy World

Aug. 07, 2014

Rating: 0

Alright, I'm trying to get this game to work as it has stopped working again, but it seems many games like this one have stopped working... so I dont know whats going on

Reactance 2

Play Reactance 2

Jun. 13, 2014

Rating: 2

Well, my guide on how to defeat the final boss (Atropos) is too long to put into one comment on Kongregate, so you can see it here :D http://imgur.com/XNzcs6U

Run 3

Play Run 3

Jun. 06, 2014

Rating: 3

Definitely needs a badge for completing the game called "Walking is too mainstream"

Run 3

Play Run 3

Jun. 06, 2014

Rating: 1

Was so happy number 3 came out, but just one question, WHY IS HE RUNNING? why cant he just walk? D:

Reactance 2

Play Reactance 2

Jun. 02, 2014

Rating: 3

This game reminds me much of the Touhou games, which I love, so I love this game too 5/5

Theme Hotel

Play Theme Hotel

Jun. 01, 2014

Rating: -1

There is a secret to this game, you see, I had only one star and 20 rooms, I made everything perfect for those 20 people (including those freaking elevators) and then left the game on, and watched some TV, came back with tons of money and people still happy, was then able to afford to buy 1000000 elevators

Dolphin Olympics 2

Play Dolphin Olympics 2

May. 29, 2014

Rating: 3

Original Comment : Man, getting the impossible badge is mostly about pure reaction time...by the time you get to mars you pretty much have a fraction of a second to turn once you hit the ocean. Get up to jupiter and you have a fraction of a fraction (which would still be just a fraction, but w/e). There's gotta be some trick I'm not understanding, because I can't imagine anyone being able to react fast enough by the time they got to any appreciable height... My Response : There is a reason why its called an impossible badge...

Hexiom

Play Hexiom

May. 11, 2014

Rating: 0

How I got the impossible: I kept giving myself new puzzles until I got one with lots of locked pieces, I made all those yellow, then tried to get the other pieces yellow, if too many are red, replace the slots to make more gaps, to many green, fill in those gaps, and finally have lots of luck, I got it today with a time of 2:29 also, move fast

Happy World

Play Happy World

Mar. 01, 2014

Rating: 1

I realized this and im trying to get it to work, I found a bug I forgot to remove >_<

Fantastic Contraption

Play Fantastic Contraption

Jul. 06, 2013

Rating: 0

Jonathan, this game is so outdated that acounts cant be made anymore :/

Button murderer

Play Button murderer

Feb. 01, 2013

Rating: 3

i get frustrated, press right click then play, sees secret screen, i love this game XD

GT and the Evil Factory

Play GT and the Evil Factory

Nov. 24, 2012

Rating: 13

I LOVE THIS GAME!!! This game was my childhood, it has simple instructions, good challenges and intresting plot, 6/6!!! (Note: if the developer of this game ever sees this and replies, i think ill shit my pants =D)