JohnSchmidl's Comments

Game Comments
Play Cube Escape: Harvey's Box Cube Escape: Harvey's Box Jul. 01, 2015
These games always have such a deep thought and atmosphere put into them, no doubt these games are all 10/10, keep up the good work dude and like seriously that jumpscare made me fall out of my chair :(
Play Give Up 2 Give Up 2 May. 16, 2015
Nothing in the world is more depressing then dying over 500 times and seeing that blue button look into your soul...
Play Tangerine Tycoon Tangerine Tycoon Mar. 19, 2015
When u start killing the people with mutant tangerines the clickable tangerine looks just like Heisenberg, COINCIDECE? I THINK NOT
Play Tangerine Tycoon Tangerine Tycoon Mar. 18, 2015
For all those wondering (like me) why there are no badges, its probably because u could spend 10 minutes on this game, open a new tab and play something else for a while, come back and get all achievements/everything... but i do wish there were badges still lol
Play Escape the Red Giant Escape the Red Giant Mar. 16, 2015
I got 999651... I hate my life
Play Happy World Happy World Aug. 07, 2014
Alright, I'm trying to get this game to work as it has stopped working again, but it seems many games like this one have stopped working... so I dont know whats going on
Developer response from JohnSchmidl

Alright, I have fixed the bug, the game works now :D

Play Reactance 2 Reactance 2 Jun. 13, 2014
Well, my guide on how to defeat the final boss (Atropos) is too long to put into one comment on Kongregate, so you can see it here :D http://imgur.com/XNzcs6U
Play Run 3 Run 3 Jun. 06, 2014
Definitely needs a badge for completing the game called "Walking is too mainstream"
Play Run 3 Run 3 Jun. 06, 2014
Was so happy number 3 came out, but just one question, WHY IS HE RUNNING? why cant he just walk? D:
Play Reactance 2 Reactance 2 Jun. 02, 2014
This game reminds me much of the Touhou games, which I love, so I love this game too 5/5
Play Theme Hotel Theme Hotel Jun. 01, 2014
There is a secret to this game, you see, I had only one star and 20 rooms, I made everything perfect for those 20 people (including those freaking elevators) and then left the game on, and watched some TV, came back with tons of money and people still happy, was then able to afford to buy 1000000 elevators
Play Dolphin Olympics 2 Dolphin Olympics 2 May. 29, 2014
Original Comment : Man, getting the impossible badge is mostly about pure reaction time...by the time you get to mars you pretty much have a fraction of a second to turn once you hit the ocean. Get up to jupiter and you have a fraction of a fraction (which would still be just a fraction, but w/e). There's gotta be some trick I'm not understanding, because I can't imagine anyone being able to react fast enough by the time they got to any appreciable height... My Response : There is a reason why its called an impossible badge...
Play Hexiom Hexiom May. 11, 2014
How I got the impossible: I kept giving myself new puzzles until I got one with lots of locked pieces, I made all those yellow, then tried to get the other pieces yellow, if too many are red, replace the slots to make more gaps, to many green, fill in those gaps, and finally have lots of luck, I got it today with a time of 2:29 also, move fast
Play Happy World Happy World Mar. 01, 2014
I realized this and im trying to get it to work, I found a bug I forgot to remove >_<
Developer response from JohnSchmidl

Alright, I have fixed the bug, the game works now :D

Play Fantastic Contraption Fantastic Contraption Jul. 06, 2013
Jonathan, this game is so outdated that acounts cant be made anymore :/
Play Button murderer Button murderer Feb. 01, 2013
i get frustrated, press right click then play, sees secret screen, i love this game XD
Play GT and the Evil Factory GT and the Evil Factory Nov. 24, 2012
I LOVE THIS GAME!!! This game was my childhood, it has simple instructions, good challenges and intresting plot, 6/6!!! (Note: if the developer of this game ever sees this and replies, i think ill shit my pants =D)
Play Skincraft Skincraft Oct. 31, 2012
i love this, very helpful, i give a favorite and 5 stars!
Play Bloons TD 5 Bloons TD 5 Sep. 02, 2012
Nice!!! I always played this game on NinjaKiwi.com, but...can u PLEASE make it possible to login w/ ur ninja kiwi account? I really dont wanna have to restart my whole game...
Play Platform Racing 2 Platform Racing 2 Jul. 18, 2012
hey guyz, can someone PM me on how to get a moon hat? thnx