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This is what I’m gonna do, Emma; I’m gonna take you to a nice, high-fancy, highfalutin restaurant and I’m gonna buy you things, wine and dine you. and we’re gonna find things that we have in common and they’re gonna become inside jokes to us. And then we’re just gonna laugh about them in the taxi all the way to your house where I’m gonna **** you in the ass hole.

I’m gonna finally feel comfortable take you out to dinner parties, and then all of our friends are just gonna laugh at us because we’re gonna be that couple that holds hands all the time. And let me tell you something, Emma; We love each other so very much that no matter how tired I am, no matter how much bullshit I’ve dealt with over the day, I’m just gonna leave it at the door when I **** you in the ass hole.

We’re gonna snuggle on the couch every night. I’m gonna let you pick the movie even though you always pick the movie. Then I’m gonna take you out for a walk on the beach and the moonlight’s gonna bounce off your skin. And I’m just gonna kiss you sotenderly while the waves break, and then righ there, right then, I’m gonna **** you in the ass hole.

We are gonna spend the golden years together!

Yeah, I’m gonna support you all the way through your run for City Council. Yeah that’s right, and you gonna be tired and exhausted and overworked, but we’re gonna still find the energy to antiquing on the weekends. and then you’re gonna be on your death bed, and you gonna sittin there and you’re gonna be dying and I’m gonna be right there beside you and I’m gonna be crying and right at that moment when you be crossing over from this world to the next…

I’m gonna **** you in the asshole

Hell is overflowing and Satan is sending his dead, to us. The cause?
You have sex out of wedlock. You kill unborn children. You have man on man relations. Same sex marriage. How do you think your God will judge you?
Well, friends… Now we know.

When there is no more room in Hell, the Dead will walk the Earth.

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