Johnwater's Comments



Play 1066

Mar. 21, 2015

Rating: 11

As it turns out, battles are decided as much by the valour of the soldiers as the foul-mouthedness of their leaders.


Play Decision:Medieval

Jan. 07, 2015

Rating: 8

Stuff I'd known before starting the game: 1) Switch to keyboard movement controls. You'll live longer. 2) The knife is epic. Fastest attack speed, bonus to money earned, and low upgrade cost make it the only weapon you'll need for a good while. 3) The barrels explode. I know, it doesn't make sense to me either. But they give you 50 gold each, so they can be a significant source of income in earlier missions. The light brown baskets also give you a few extra coins. 4) Click and hold to shoot when using towers.

Lab of the Dead

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Aug. 31, 2013

Rating: -4

They die far easier here than in Road of the Dead 2...

Vector Stunt

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Aug. 03, 2013

Rating: 3

Lesson Learnt: Don't jump for the red powerup in Pilot Mode.

Strike Force Heroes 2

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Jul. 17, 2013

Rating: 3

I miss the killtags from Raze 2 :(

3LIND game

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Jul. 16, 2013

Rating: 6

@End quote: You mean, "Everything is permitted. Nothing is true."

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

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Mar. 10, 2013

Rating: 1

@Dark_Galamanca: BUT THAT'S RAAAAAACIST!!!!!!!

Fear Less!

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Mar. 10, 2013

Rating: 4

Good work...your game has left my palms, my keyboard and my shirt drenched in sweat, and myself, burning with an irrational hatred of bears, bunnies and flaming skulls, after two of the most intense minutes of my life.

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

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Mar. 09, 2013

Rating: 3

Now if only those idols were as easy to kill as the preloader suggests...

The Grinns Tale

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Mar. 02, 2013

Rating: -7

Music won't play until after a short delay.

Strike Force Heroes

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Feb. 26, 2013

Rating: 7


Ode To Pixel Days

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Feb. 21, 2013

Rating: 1

@Morgan_Calloway So does mine...


Play Bearbarians

Feb. 16, 2013

Rating: 1

Sponsored by sponsor name.

Band Of Heroes

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Feb. 15, 2013

Rating: 1

Health drops are far too rare. Without Selene's healing abilities, the team would be flattened.


Play Fixation

Feb. 14, 2013

Rating: 3

The Cave...Plato's Cave?



Feb. 14, 2013

Rating: 2

Sin City -> Sine. "sin(x)" is used as the abbreivation for the sine function, and graphing y = sin(x) gives a sine wave.


Feb. 03, 2013

Rating: 7

Aw, Gely and Nera look so cute together! ... I feel so girly.

The Grinns Tale

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Jan. 24, 2013

Rating: 6

"I heard the Grand Crank population is increasing these days..."

The Last Stand: Dead Zone

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Jan. 23, 2013

Rating: 2

Couldn't bring myself to recycle the Teddy Bears.

Racing Comrade!

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Jan. 15, 2013

Rating: -8

Martin Luther King Jr.: African-American civil rights activist. Did not appear in this game. Martin Luther: Thoroughly evil German monk who split the Christian Church in the Western Europe for his own selfish purposes and instated several heresies that have to this day not been reined in (in fact, today they are more rampant than ever) and led to the immense moral laxity in modern Christianity. Known for his Ninety-Five Theses, 43 of which were unquestionably evil and heretical. Gleefully shivved by me multiple times in this game. Get your facts straight.