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Play 1066 1066 Mar. 21, 2015
As it turns out, battles are decided as much by the valour of the soldiers as the foul-mouthedness of their leaders.
Play Decision:Medieval Decision:Medieval Jan. 07, 2015
Stuff I'd known before starting the game: 1) Switch to keyboard movement controls. You'll live longer. 2) The knife is epic. Fastest attack speed, bonus to money earned, and low upgrade cost make it the only weapon you'll need for a good while. 3) The barrels explode. I know, it doesn't make sense to me either. But they give you 50 gold each, so they can be a significant source of income in earlier missions. The light brown baskets also give you a few extra coins. 4) Click and hold to shoot when using towers.
Play Lab of the Dead Lab of the Dead Aug. 31, 2013
They die far easier here than in Road of the Dead 2...
Play Vector Stunt Vector Stunt Aug. 03, 2013
Lesson Learnt: Don't jump for the red powerup in Pilot Mode.
Play Strike Force Heroes 2 Strike Force Heroes 2 Jul. 17, 2013
I miss the killtags from Raze 2 :(
Play 3LIND game 3LIND game Jul. 16, 2013
@End quote: You mean, "Everything is permitted. Nothing is true."
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Mar. 10, 2013
@Dark_Galamanca: BUT THAT'S RAAAAAACIST!!!!!!!
Play Fear Less! Fear Less! Mar. 10, 2013
Good work...your game has left my palms, my keyboard and my shirt drenched in sweat, and myself, burning with an irrational hatred of bears, bunnies and flaming skulls, after two of the most intense minutes of my life.
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Mar. 09, 2013
Now if only those idols were as easy to kill as the preloader suggests...
Play The Grinns Tale The Grinns Tale Mar. 02, 2013
Music won't play until after a short delay.
Play Strike Force Heroes Strike Force Heroes Feb. 26, 2013
STRIKE FORCE HEROES 2 DEVELOPMENT IS COMPLETE! KONG PLEASE SPONSOR!!!!
Play Ode To Pixel Days Ode To Pixel Days Feb. 21, 2013
@Morgan_Calloway So does mine...
Play Bearbarians Bearbarians Feb. 16, 2013
Sponsored by sponsor name.
Play Band Of Heroes Band Of Heroes Feb. 15, 2013
Health drops are far too rare. Without Selene's healing abilities, the team would be flattened.
Play Fixation Fixation Feb. 14, 2013
The Cave...Plato's Cave?
Play TURBO GORE RATED M TURBO GORE RATED M Feb. 14, 2013
Sin City -> Sine. "sin(x)" is used as the abbreivation for the sine function, and graphing y = sin(x) gives a sine wave.
Play Ge.ne.sis Ge.ne.sis Feb. 03, 2013
Aw, Gely and Nera look so cute together! ... I feel so girly.
Play The Grinns Tale The Grinns Tale Jan. 24, 2013
"I heard the Grand Crank population is increasing these days..."
Play The Last Stand: Dead Zone The Last Stand: Dead Zone Jan. 23, 2013
Couldn't bring myself to recycle the Teddy Bears.
Play Racing Comrade! Racing Comrade! Jan. 15, 2013
Martin Luther King Jr.: African-American civil rights activist. Did not appear in this game. Martin Luther: Thoroughly evil German monk who split the Christian Church in the Western Europe for his own selfish purposes and instated several heresies that have to this day not been reined in (in fact, today they are more rampant than ever) and led to the immense moral laxity in modern Christianity. Known for his Ninety-Five Theses, 43 of which were unquestionably evil and heretical. Gleefully shivved by me multiple times in this game. Get your facts straight.