Johnwater's Comments

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Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Mar. 10, 2013
@Dark_Galamanca: BUT THAT'S RAAAAAACIST!!!!!!!
Play Fear Less! Fear Less! Mar. 10, 2013
Good work...your game has left my palms, my keyboard and my shirt drenched in sweat, and myself, burning with an irrational hatred of bears, bunnies and flaming skulls, after two of the most intense minutes of my life.
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Mar. 09, 2013
Now if only those idols were as easy to kill as the preloader suggests...
Play The Grinns Tale The Grinns Tale Mar. 02, 2013
Music won't play until after a short delay.
Play Strike Force Heroes Strike Force Heroes Feb. 26, 2013
STRIKE FORCE HEROES 2 DEVELOPMENT IS COMPLETE! KONG PLEASE SPONSOR!!!!
Play Ode To Pixel Days Ode To Pixel Days Feb. 21, 2013
@Morgan_Calloway So does mine...
Play Bearbarians Bearbarians Feb. 16, 2013
Sponsored by sponsor name.
Play Band Of Heroes Band Of Heroes Feb. 15, 2013
Health drops are far too rare. Without Selene's healing abilities, the team would be flattened.
Play Fixation Fixation Feb. 14, 2013
The Cave...Plato's Cave?
Play TURBO GORE RATED M TURBO GORE RATED M Feb. 14, 2013
Sin City -> Sine. "sin(x)" is used as the abbreivation for the sine function, and graphing y = sin(x) gives a sine wave.
Play Ge.ne.sis Ge.ne.sis Feb. 03, 2013
Aw, Gely and Nera look so cute together! ... I feel so girly.
Play The Grinns Tale The Grinns Tale Jan. 24, 2013
"I heard the Grand Crank population is increasing these days..."
Play The Last Stand: Dead Zone The Last Stand: Dead Zone Jan. 23, 2013
Couldn't bring myself to recycle the Teddy Bears.
Play Racing Comrade! Racing Comrade! Jan. 15, 2013
Martin Luther King Jr.: African-American civil rights activist. Did not appear in this game. Martin Luther: Thoroughly evil German monk who split the Christian Church in the Western Europe for his own selfish purposes and instated several heresies that have to this day not been reined in (in fact, today they are more rampant than ever) and led to the immense moral laxity in modern Christianity. Known for his Ninety-Five Theses, 43 of which were unquestionably evil and heretical. Gleefully shivved by me multiple times in this game. Get your facts straight.
Play The Last Stand: Dead Zone The Last Stand: Dead Zone Jan. 07, 2013
Hmm...how about an attack-move command?
Play The Last Stand: Union City The Last Stand: Union City Jan. 06, 2013
Why can't I save my companions? Is anyone else having this problem?
Play Take a Walk Take a Walk Jan. 04, 2013
Wish this was algorithm-based. I'd really like to play this with some Owl City...
Play The Last Stand: Dead Zone The Last Stand: Dead Zone Jan. 03, 2013
Crafting always needs fuel. Vote up so others can see.
Play The Last Stand: Dead Zone The Last Stand: Dead Zone Jan. 01, 2013
The accuracy on firearms is absurdly bad. My survivors can waste half a clip on a zed at point-blank.
Play Racing Comrade! Racing Comrade! Dec. 30, 2012
As a Catholic, I cannot express how intense my delight in shivving Martin Luther was.