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I really don’t feel like putting anything here.
By popular demand, look at all of this bullshit I put here.
 
“Imagination will often take us to worlds that never were, but without it, we would go nowhere.” – Carl Sagan
 
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.” – Groucho Marx
 
“In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower
 
“Timeline? Time isn’t made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round.” – Caboose
 
“The clever hawk hides its claws.” – Japanese proverb
 
“In victory you deserve champagne; in defeat, you need it.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
 
“A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.” – Bill Murray
 
“You can try to piss on chatroom 3, but we like the taste.” – botbuilder1, Kong user
 
“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.” – Gautama Buddha
 
“Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution.” – George Orwell, 1984
 
“Politics is promising to do one thing, intending to do another, and in the end doing neither what you promised nor what you intended.” – Saddam Hussein
 
“A crown is just a hat that lets the rain in.” – Frederick the Great
 
“Revolution is not a dinner party, nor an essay, nor a painting, nor a piece of embroidery; it cannot be so refined, so leisurely and gentle, so temperate, kind, courteous, restrained and magnanimous. A revolution is an insurrection, an act of violence by which one class overthrows another.” – Mao Zedong
 
“A flower falls even though we love it; a weed grows even though we hate it.” – Dōgen Zenji
 
“It is forbidden to kill, therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.” – Voltaire
 
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” – Rosa Luxemburg
 
“The object of a war is always to get in a better position to wage another war.” – George Orwell, 1984
 
“All I know is that my gut says maybe” – President Average of the Neutral Planet
 
“Donuts were invented by Stalin to weaken our country from within. Erode our state of military readiness. Destroy the flower of our youth.” – Anthony Bourdain
 
“Praise the Lord, Jordie isn’t leaving.” – Stonielp, Kong user
 
“Nothing is so firmly believed as that which least is known.” – Michel de Montaigne
 
“The important thing in strategy is to disallow the enemy’s useful actions, and to allow his useless actions.” – Miyamoto Musashi, The Book of Five Rings
 
“Swooping is bad.” – Alistair, Dragon Age: Origins
 
“You can outrun what is running after you, but not what is running inside of you.” – Rwandan proverb
 
“You know what I hate? Stars Wars fans. Get a life you frigging geeks.” – Eric Harris
 
“If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.” – Sun Tzu, The Art of war
 
“People pretend not to like grapes when the vines are too high for them to reach.” – Marguerite de Navarre
 
“As there is one ruler in Heaven, so too should there be only one ruler on Earth.” – Tamerlane
 
“You can build a throne with bayonets but it’s difficult to sit in it.” – Boris Yeltsin
 
“Cruelty is the power of cowards.” – Persian proverb
 
“The greatest enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan.” – Carl von Clausewitz
 
“Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re always right.” – Henry Ford
 
“I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion.” – Themistocles
 
“Even your shadow leaves you in the darkness.” – Ibn Taymiyyah
 
“If you can’t replace literally with figuratively and have it mean the opposite, it means nothing in your sentence and you may as well bark.” – Gylphicist
 
“When a white army battles Indians and wins, it is called a great victory. When they lose, it is called a massacre.” – Cheeseekau
 
“Aristocrats? The same ugly bodies and physical uncleanliness, the same toothless old age and disgusting death, as with market-women.” – Anton Chekhov
 
“I can take it or leave it..—I’ll take it.” – Bender, Futurama
 
“I can resist anything but temptation.” – Oscar Wilde
 
“If you have one eye on your destination, you have but one eye to find the way there.” – Anonymous
 
“Weed smoke would only be deadly if you inhaled only straight weed smoke for like an hour straight with no oxygen.” – Mcluvvin, Kong user
 
“Those who take the helm must first serve at the oar.” – Sulla
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“How the piglets would grunt if they knew how the old boar suffered.” – Ragnar Lodbrok
 
“This thing we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down.” – Mary Pickford
 
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