My name is Jordan Clark, im scottish (waits for applause) no?
fine :( me loves rain because im scottish, but i dont wear a kilt, eat haggis or go to the highland games. lol but, i do drink tea, (but not with the queen)
anyways, i love Maja Viktoria Fornes Andreassen (Karnoffel) shes amazing and beautiful, arent u? :) shes norwegian like erm…thinks of something norwegian erm… anyways me and kieran sent her fizzy juice in the post (because we are scottish and crazy like william wallace), you gotta come to scotland, we have rain, rape, murder…(basically America with less people), why does everyone hate us?
My second love is COLDPLAY I fucking love them, offend them and u are dead (growls)
Did i tell u i have the most amazing girlfriend ever?
no?
ah, oh well, i have the most amazing, beautiful, kind, funny, craziest girlfriend on theplanet <3 Currently im in like a friendship circle with a shit load of scandineveans (99% Norwegian, 1% Dannish)
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