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Play 3 Slices 3 Slices Jan. 20, 2012
2-Slice Mode Guide: 1, 5, 6, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 17, 18, 19, 20 can be 100%ed. 8 and 16 can be 95%ed, 14 80%, 3 and 4 75%, and 7 70%. 7 and 14 are by far the hardest. In 7, cut the diagonal on the right square FIRST, then take out the white square and the red square with the other. In 14, cut from just to the left of the bottom left support, to just above the middle-right one. Then, cut from just below the middle left support, to right around the box's topright corner. It'll take a few tries to get right.
Play XenoSquad XenoSquad Nov. 01, 2011
Bayonets absolutely trivialize the last mission. And the whole game, really. Just hide behind a corner, defend, and watch them walk one by one into your lance.
Play Diamond Hollow II Diamond Hollow II Sep. 25, 2011
Was anyone else expecting the gun to be the real bad guy at the end?
Play Crush The Castle 2 PP Crush The Castle 2 PP Aug. 05, 2011
1/5 just for all the Dim puzzles. This is not fun.
Play K.O.L.M. K.O.L.M. Jan. 03, 2011
Anyone else having a problem with the game/controls occasionally freezing up?
Play Demons Took My Daughter Demons Took My Daughter Nov. 23, 2010
From left to right, and bottom to top: 1- Sword Block, Pierce Block, Pierce Block, Cannon, Digestion Block (All facing right) 2- Eye Block 3-6 Slow Block 7- Eye Block 8- Sword Block, Pierce Block, Pierce Block, Cannon Block, Digestion Block If there are no invisible enemies, put a topshot instead of eyes. If there are no regenerating enemies, put a perfume or stun block instead of a digestion. Om Nom Nom works too, though it's a little slow. Sit in the middle with your sword, and watch as you turn the field into a meat grinder, even on Survival.
Play Crush The Castle 2 Crush The Castle 2 Sep. 07, 2010
Charging for normal game content? You got greedy, bro.
Play Wake the Royalty Wake the Royalty Mar. 01, 2010
@Mritunjay: Stop bitching and just play Level 25 again.
Play VVVVVV Demo VVVVVV Demo Feb. 22, 2010
Hahahaha. $15? For THAT? Oh, dear. You slay me, sir.
Play Frontier Frontier Nov. 12, 2009
Wow. Just... wow. I should've just stopped when I saw that my name had glitched as soon as I started playing. It took you a year and a half to complete this... thing? I'll admit, there probably was a lot of effort required. But you should've put forward a bit more. This game is the poor man's Caravaneer. And since Caravaneer is free, well... 3/5
Play Take Something Literally Take Something Literally Oct. 08, 2009
First!
Play Higher! Higher! Sep. 27, 2009
Adding calm music to a game does not make it relaxing. And what the fsck is with it starting as soon as the page loads? You've got nice visuals and music, and you've worked out a lot of bugs, but that still doesn't make it a good game. 2/5
Play Free Will - The Game Free Will - The Game Aug. 02, 2009
I've seen a lot of games like this lately. You Only Live Once and Execution come to mind.
Play GeoSketch GeoSketch Jun. 27, 2009
11,13,27 will eat your soul.
Play You Have To Burn The Rope You Have To Burn The Rope May. 30, 2009
That took me six hours! :O
Play SHIFT 4 SHIFT 4 May. 26, 2009
I glitched the game with a mid-jump shift.
Play Exploit Exploit Apr. 17, 2009
@McCool37: ... *facepalm*
Play Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar Apr. 17, 2009
I lolled.
Play Dinowaurs Dinowaurs Feb. 26, 2009
The servers aren't used to having this many people on them at once, so the game is slow and buggy. Once the hype dies down, the game will be better again, you DUMB F###S.
Play Achievement Unlocked Achievement Unlocked Dec. 19, 2008
Am I the only one who sees the irony in someone wanting badges/fast times for a game that mocks meaningless acheivements?