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Driving down a desolate highway! You see a shadow in your rear-view mirror… From the suicide doors to a moonlight fence, She’s a hitchiker’s nightmare, a mortician’s dream! I turn on the ignition, with my skeleton key My baby thinks I’m crazy, well I’ll get me a nurse She’s not an inanimate object! Why can’t people see? My dad says I’m psycho, well I’ll get me a nurse I can’t really explain it, what happened to me that night… As my hearse took me to the graveyard, I couldn’t believe my eyes! Then I saw her behind the tombstone; yes, it was her the girl of my dreams! ‘Leave the world behind you’ she said, as she took me by the hand! So, if you’re driving down a desolate highway, You see a shadow in your rear-view mirror… From the suicide doors, to a moonlight fence, She’s a hitchiker’s nightmare, a mortician’s dream! I love my baby, but you know who comes first; = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Kongregate sucks. At first I used to like it as a social gaming site. I was finding kong’s former user’s profile appearance good. Profiles were simple and pretty. All users’ badges, awards, favorite games etc were organized and shown beautifully in a profile. But now? Kongregate pathetically tries to become a second facebook. Profiles have this idiotic “Activity Feed” that is filling up with crap, informing about every single thing the user does (friends they add, badges they earn, games they like). And below each of them there is the “Like” button. Like anyone cares that I got a medium badge in Learn To Fly, or that i added Don’t Shit Your Pants in my favorites. Do you really think that users’ primary object in kong is to socialize? Or do you believe that with your changes you can become Facebook? No one even notices the “Like” buttons you made under each crap on “Activity Feed”. And why should they do? Nothing in our profiles reminds that this is a gaming site anymore. I was about to keep my profile private, so that I hide this garbage from the Eyes of the World. But now I just want to have this message seen. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = I don’t use cheats. I puke at the sight of kongpanions, obsessive badge-hunting and, especially, the cancer of Idle Germs that has been infesting game sites like this. Good think Kongregate removed the age and gender options, so that soft butts do not get hurt. I’m born on 1994. Testimonies: “He is really toxic and doesn’t want to help new players makes me sick that a player like him is on this site.” “Jove is a sad fella.” “Since 1998, Joveno follows me from chatroom to chatroom. He is obsessed with me. I’m scared!” “It’s all good now. […] Just hope jove doesn’t come back.” Activity FeedAwardsMy Games |