JuicyJuiceBox

Dear Kongregate,

Thanks for stopping by! My name is JuicyJuiceBox, but you may call me Juice, JuicyJuice, JuiceBox, MrBox, or SirJuicyofJuiceBoxinghamshiretonEsquireTheOnly, should you prefer a formal tone. Mostly I play music, or do whatever my easily distracted brain leads me to do for fun, but sometimes I have to play videogames that are far too addictive and don’t need to be downloaded, or installed. So here I am! The JuicyJuiceBox, here for playing games and that’s about it. If you want ideas, I’ll give you many, but only some will really be worth your time unless you are a master at turning nonsensical ramblings into something legible. I go by JuicyJuiceBox because I am completely ridiculous and love making weird noises, making/playing music and I also do voices! Mostly, I will be completely useless to you unless you want music, SFX, or voice overs. I have no resume, or any samplings that would give you any reasonable grasp of my silly talent for noise, but I do have a nice mic and could whip you up a request, if you’d like. I’ll just be playing games until one of you developers out there stumbles upon my insignificant little profile while inebriated, as would most likely be a precursor to you making it this far in reading it, and decides to call me out and see if I am bluffing, or if I truly am The JuicyJuiceBox that I claim to be.

With Great Thanks to You for Reading All of This,
The JuicyJuiceBox Esq.