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I am NOT a walrus

TheIdleProphet: You know what totally ruins a friendship? Surprise tasers.

Apocalypstic: All Jesus’ are equal. Some are just more equal than others.

MarmaLadeWarrior: This is the Van, if you don’t like it, we’ll eat your firstborn child. If you don’t have one, we’ll rule 34 all that you hold dear.

Alexiothemidget: You didn’t just throw subtlety out the window, you cut his throat, then castrated him.

Shadz1: Note to self: Don’t mock Egyptian deities or Internet will turn off

UltimateChaos: When god gives you melons, you’re dyslexic

JylmuRaouls: Is he a he?
JylmuRaouls: Have you seen his junk?
L5RSamurai: Yes.
L5RSamurai: NO
L5RSamurai: JYL, YOU ****ER
CrazedTroll: Perfect frickin timing

diabolotry: When any kind of tech support tells me to turn a device off and then on it makes me want to hook their nipples up to a car battery
Sirago: Car battery failed to load nippleshock.dll

  • Member Since: Apr. 26, 2008
  • Last Login: May. 28, 2012
  • Current Points: 5231
  • Comments: 30
  • Forum posts: 4
  • Location: Wyoming
  • Age: 21
  • Sex: Male
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Get your hotel certified as a 5-star hotel in Theme Hotel

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JylmuRaouls' game contributions

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Castle: Easy. in Crush The Castle 2
Just burn the silly men and watch the...

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JylmuRaouls' shouts

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sodarox

Jul 10, 2011 6:27am

You are too a walrus :P

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Sciam

Sep 6, 2009 10:00am

That would be bollocks. Not the dog’s bollocks, though, ’cause that means good. Just bollocks.

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Sciam

Sep 2, 2009 3:45pm

Ahaha! New Warfare game. 1944.

Also.

Miss you.

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