Latest Activity: Played Idle 2.: Konquest (2 hours ago)
Points needed for next level: 193 Level
I am NOT a walrus
TheIdleProphet: You know what totally ruins a friendship? Surprise tasers.
Apocalypstic: All Jesus’ are equal. Some are just more equal than others.
MarmaLadeWarrior: This is the Van, if you don’t like it, we’ll eat your firstborn child. If you don’t have one, we’ll rule 34 all that you hold dear.
Alexiothemidget: You didn’t just throw subtlety out the window, you cut his throat, then castrated him.
Shadz1: Note to self: Don’t mock Egyptian deities or Internet will turn off
UltimateChaos: When god gives you melons, you’re dyslexic
JylmuRaouls: Is he a he?
diabolotry: When any kind of tech support tells me to turn a device off and then on it makes me want to hook their nipples up to a car battery