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☣I destroy all in Tdp4 and am a God at gaming! I am related to the president Ulysses S. Grant. Oh and “Silence, I KEEL YOU!” is one of my favorite sayings ever! I would say my age but my mommy told me not to give out that information to the stalkers reading this.☣

Me? Behave? Seriously… As a child I saw Tarzan strolling naked. Cinderella arrived home after midnight. Pinocchio told lies. Aladdin was a thief. Batman drove over 200 miles an hour. Snow White lived in a house with 7 men. Popeye smoked a pipe and had many tattoos, and in later years, PAC-Man ran with digital music eating pills that enhanced his performance. The fault is not mine! If you had this childhood post this on your wall!

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.People call a women bald but they don’t know she has cancer, that seems to be our world today.

We are all just living in a dream

- King Kahafer XIV

I am Ex Commander of Epic Mercenaries on Dreamworld, I gave my dynasty to Datacompboy, a trustworthy guy.

  • Sex: Male
Latest Achievements (view all badges)
The Way the Cookie Crumbles (completed)
Badge earned
Badge Of The Day
The Way the Cookie Crumbles Badge (easy - 5 points)

Defeat Chocolate Chuck by scoring perfect launches in Burrito Bison Revenge

Acquired Apr. 13, 2012

Kahafer's game contributions

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Slayers: Kahafer's Royal G... in Monster Slayers
My royal guards are the finest
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Castle: Glitch in Crush The Castle 2
Hit the explosives and watch the corp...
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Castle: Odd Mechanisim in Crush The Castle 2
I am planning to make a new series of...
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Level: Triforce in Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST
One of my favorite games

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TheXyoKai

Nov 26, 2011 3:43pm

………………………………………… Yes i did this on purpose to anger you. :3 -TXK P.S wanna chat sometime?

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Kahafer Nov 27, 2011 6:40pm

Sure…..

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TheXyoKai Apr 30, 2012 6:46pm

……………

you play anything besides TDP4 and Dream World?

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Kahafer May 7, 2012 5:03pm

Yup

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Determine

Feb 26, 2012 8:38am

Hii

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Kahafer Feb 26, 2012 11:53am

Wazzup

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lazymushroom22

Jun 3, 2011 10:06am

Tourette’s Syndrom Much?

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lazymushroom22 Jul 24, 2011 12:09am

No u

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jstaylor Sep 9, 2011 4:21pm

trolololo for the win

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robopon19 Nov 16, 2011 2:42pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourette_syndrome

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kennizer

Aug 22, 2011 2:08pm

What’s your stats

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Kahafer Oct 17, 2011 12:37pm

Apparently enough to make you come to my profile to ask me cuz I pwned u just like the rest =P

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Monkeyboy02 Oct 31, 2011 7:13pm

If ur so awesome, did u have a assassin at lvl 7?? I don’t think so..

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Kahafer Oct 31, 2011 7:15pm

Well, I did actually, but I sold it, noobish move

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RIJU

Oct 25, 2011 9:22am

destroy every thing!!☣

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Kahafer Oct 25, 2011 12:12pm

I already did

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