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Thy name is Kittehrloaf. ಠ_ಠ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kittehrloaf - Tired of plain old white bread? Tired of your woman making your sammichs boring? Now try Kittehrloaf Bread! Packed with nutrients & sparkles, this bread is sure to make any woman WANT to make your goddamn sammiches! Go to your local supermarket & pick up a loaf today! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/kittehrloaf ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MY ARTWORK: http://kairitheshadow.deviantart.com/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now, with penguins, (cuddly such), "contented" means it has either just gotten laid, or it's stuffed on herring. Take it from me, I'm an expert on penguins, those are really the only two options. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (I was bitten by a Killer Penguin in Australia - I'm not kidding). Penguins are fun. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- even samurai have teddy bears and even the teddy bears get drunk ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am pork boy, the breakfast monkey. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some people may think you're cute, Babe. But to me you're one very large baked potato ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you're ever in doubt, throw a pepper in the air. If it fails to come down, you have gone mad, so don't trust in anything. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yesterday I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- rabbits clinkity, clinkity, clink. Hello Mr. Zebra can i have your sweater cause its cold cold cold in my hole hole hole. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads that gave us a shock whenever we did something to disobey the president. Then somehow I get myself elected president. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sacred cows make the best hamburger. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Time's fun when you're having flies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ON EXTINCTION Save the whales. Collect the whole set. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to lay down on his back and float in it, then you have something. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You know I always thought unicorns were fabulous creatures too, although I never saw one alive before." "Well, now that we have met," said the unicorn, "If you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To be great is to be misunderstood. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I didn't expect her to counter my plan with nakedness. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The only thing that could stop a massive orgy is daylight or a bigger orgy down the street! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the cat was gone ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ecstasy - A feeling you feel when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you never felt before. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her, and she said that I must have been out drinking again. I asked her why she would say that, and she said, "Because I'm your father." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting, but they wouldn't tell me where it was. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Four years ago... No, it was yesterday. Today I... No, that wasn't me. Sometimes I... No, I don't. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "O mysterious, wondrous and downright amazing Oracle: How come we never see baby pigeons?" "You do, but you only see them before they go into their cocoons and grow wings. Baby pigeons are usually called 'squirrels'." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita Falls. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Insanity Is The Fuel For The Mind ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Listen! You smell something? i felt it... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Fun" is an synonym with Sex, see sex for more information on "Fun". Also, fun smells terrible. It does not actually exist. When you experience "fun", your brain is merely trying to convince you that life is worth living. This is only a survival instinct, and is completely false. So, next time you experience "fun", remember, life really isn't worth living, and kill yourself. Also, the Idealism of fun is banned in the world of mathematics, well technically it isn't banned, but there is just not a chance of having the slightest morsel of optimism in something as dull as that. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh. Is that like cancer? If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kairi_the_shadow: I GOT PARMESAN STUCK IN MY NOSE AbsoluteYin: Bahahahaha AbsoluteYin: Did you think it was cocaine? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't even know how fisting made it into the coversation and i don't want to know >.< ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ConfuzzledManiac: Funtimes? Sounds like a buttoad of it. -_- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Internet Fairy's all "NO FAPPINS" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tiz... erm. Eh. Ur cute. Tiz all. Drive home safely XD ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I recieved it 6 times, but it looks as if the file is corrupted. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ftw. Imma pump your mouth so full of jello it'll come out your ... ear :3 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- stevenorr: I think you're pretty when you're curly. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Upaut: I touch myself quite a bit throughout the day, Dy14n. It's the only way I can clean out my eyes, facepalm, scratch myself, and all sorts of various normal things. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sex is not the answer, "Sex?" is the question... "Yes" is the answer ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TORNADO RIPS THROUGH CEMETARY, HUNDREDS DEAD ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bulimia: twice the taste, none of the calories ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'd like to meet the person who invented sex, and see what they're working on now. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Duct tape is like The Force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't drink water. Fish have sex in it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Definition of Innocence: Nun working in condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Azieru: there's not really anything to add; it's been a while since Blarlack's whispered sweet nothings to me Blarlack: That's because you stopped bathing regularly. Insolinzer: o.o Kairi_the_shadow: xD Azieru: as if that fact has ever changed! Insolinzer: I don't know if I should smile, be scared, or cackle like a maniac... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- crazygnomes: so how about that weather? 4587: It's weathery crazygnomes: i know right yesterday it weathered all day crazygnomes: and night Keorode: Oh hell yes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- JKuang: Kairi_the_shadow: PantherShah's going to kill you within the next 36 hours. Just a head's up. Emielle: He's small, but deadly. Keorode: Not inherently "funny", but it's just wonderful ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have failed to complete the given task. As a consequence, you have been texted. Congratulations. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- girls are magic they can get wet without water, bleed without injury and make boneless things hard XD ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New days of the week: Moanday, Tongueday, Wetday, Thrustday, Fingerday, Sexday, Suckday. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello partial. Nice to meet you. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nice shoes. Youur cute xD i would laugh if i saw someone do that irl (i kicked a bush and screamed o.o) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- cherry vanilla almond plum blackberry raspberry apricot coriander clove amaretto anise caramel molasses birch beer allspice ginger sarsaparilla sassafras juniper spikenard wintergreen burdock and dandelion ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lol. You drink sex juice (he twz referring to what i said of me drinking tea that contains juniper) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- protoss_rush: I like big bots... Enlisted: And you cannot lie Kairi_the_shadow: FUUUUUUUU- Kairi_the_shadow: damn it enlio. protoss_rush: hah! Enlisted: xD Kairi_the_shadow: D:< Kairi_the_shadow: raaaaaawr! madnessassault: omg D: Kairi_the_shadow: all you other mechanical systems cant deny madnessassault: lol Enlisted: *facepalm* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- feeling my body slammed against my best friend. i close my eyes and grit my teeth. it was obvious he was strong. but this strong? as his member plunges into my rear entry like the horn of a narwhale impaling a predator. i open my eyes to find Ishida aiding him in his vulgar task. "but this is wrong. chad! people can see us!" "take it like a good girl, Ichigo." he says in a commanding, demeaning tone. i look to my side and see renji staring... he's looking kinda cool. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zippy_pyromaniac: my brother plays the ovorina Zippy_pyromaniac: ocorina* Juggal0tus: Yessum? Zippy_pyromaniac: its rly annoying' Doctor_Lucky: Quoting Xmen 2. Kairi_the_shadow: xD thought u said ovaries Kairi_the_shadow: just for second. Fire_Emblem8745: I play the ovaries ;D Zippy_pyromaniac: XDDDD ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fire_Emblem8745: You know, if Kairi really WAS a Shadow, she'd be like the most retarded Shadow ever. She'd try to get all the other shadows to go back to the side of Light and then they'd get mad and beat her up. Then Sora would kill her and not even notice, all… Fire_Emblem8745: That he would notice would be that he killed a really weak Shadow ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Juggal0tus: Team rocket can suck on muh balls Kairi_the_shadow: i dont have any D:< DackJaniels: I do >:3 Kairi_the_shadow: O.o ... DackJaniels: So put some of them in my freezer! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4587: SHUT YOUR MOUTH Kairi_the_shadow: one more time ♪ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kairi_the_shadow: ima get married soon :D 4587: Wait what? madnessassault: lol Kairi_the_shadow: what? O.o i ment on facebook unknownperson6: hehe Kairi_the_shadow: to a girl xD 4587: Oh, okay I approve Kairi_the_shadow: i approve of your approval Kairi_the_shadow: kyuuuuuuuuuuu Kairi_the_shadow: O.o its gonna be a 45sum. Juggal0tus: thats pleasant 4587: Have them all take off their left shoe and it's an orgy Kairi_the_shadow: chyeah. it will. gonna be a non stop party for all 7weeks Juggal0tus: Sounds like a jolly gay time Kairi_the_shadow: fuuuuuu- were gonna need moar sippy cups. Kairi_the_shadow: OH UNOIT. madnessassault: lol madnessassault: sippy cups Kairi_the_shadow: hell yes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://the-river.webs.com/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- juggernautbiach: suck my =3 s Upaut: ...suck your happy faces? O.o ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An extremely powerful and sexy Catboy master able to make a catgirl, or any girl for that matter, ejaculate merely by looking into her eyes (or explosively eviscerate someone if he so wills it.) Here we see him gettin his secks on after a huge meth binge, in front a massive group of catgirls. Statistics show he will assuredly be buried in 40 or so cat girls in 2.306 seconds. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- KaireKoschuken: Your profile is molesting me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- KaireKoschuken: I've had girlfriends that destroyed my life even more than normally. rklimek: i do one about every 6 hrs ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Confuzzledmaniac: You ate a steel cage? Confuzzledmaniac: Good Lord, man. stevenorr: I did it for the baby! Confuzzledmaniac: Better swallow some toys as well. Like...a playground. Confuzzledmaniac: And a sandbox. Lytris: And a clown... stevenorr: I hate clowns. :( Lytris: That's why you eat one... ^_^ Confuzzledmaniac: It's because they give him indigestion. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ░░░░░░░░░███████░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░████░░░░░░░████░░░░░░░ ░░░░░██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██░░░░░ ░░░██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██░░░ ░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░ ░█░░████░░░░░░░░██████░░░░░█░ █░░█░░░██░░░░░░█░░░░███░░░░░█ █░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ █░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ █░░░███████████████████░░░░░█ ░█░░░█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█████▓▓▓█░░░░█░ ░█░░░░█▓▓▓▓▓██░░░░██▓██░░░░█░ ░░█░░░░██▓▓█░░░░░░░▒██░░░░█░░ ░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░▒██░░░░██░░░ Insanity: a small price to pay for sheer brilliance ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My car is a status symbol. The symbol of me being poor. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- JESUS SAVES, he passes to Noah who shoots and SCORES! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Where am I going? And why am I in a handbasket? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Heavily medicated for your safety. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If at first you don't succeed, why bother? Your honor student will take care of it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm the product of a secret government project. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have an IQ in the top 2%. Who cares about the other 95%? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sanity is back-ordered. Sarcasm is in unlimited supply. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am the English Teacher about whom your mother warned you. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Five days a week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's irrelevant, and irrelevant never forgets. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Apathy: I could take it or leave it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There's no right way to eat a Rhesus. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stupidity: too steep a price for marrying your sibling. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Better half a slogan... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You probably don't recognize me without the cape. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm schizophrenic and so am I. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stable relationships are for horses. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your body would look good in my trunk. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dyslexics Untie! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I poke badgers with spoons. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Black holes are where God divided by zero. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conserve toilet paper - use both sides. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To err is human, to moo bovine. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you believe in telepathy, think about honking. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frankly, Scallop, I don't give a clam. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. There's no place like 127.0.0.1 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What I really need are minions. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Constipation causes people not to give a crap. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vote Democrat - it's easier than working! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vote Republican - it's easier than thinking! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The site is broken. When I’m on the home page and I click the back button, it takes me to another site. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you’re going to charge me 40$ an hour to make my website I would like to install a camera in your office so I’m 100% sure you don’t bill me for hours where you’re not working. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can you include a splash intro animation that turns the screen into a mirror so they can see themselves? We really want to push the metaphor. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I need you to make the website black and white but include as much color as possible. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The woman in this photo is perfect, but she needs to be disabled. Can you photoshop her so she only has one arm? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have printed it out, but the animated GIF is not moving? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NinjaChat: Do not fear. I have been watching you all. OmegaKaiSi: ... Silver_Strummer: *hyperventilates* Kairi_the_shadow: i feel threatened. T_T Silver_Strummer: I feel... Exposed. O.o NinjaChat: And I am pleased. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wiggles96: Kairi. Silver_Strummer: Wiggles. Kairi_the_shadow: Wiggles. NinjaChat: I am the Chat. Kairi_the_shadow: ninja'd Silver_Strummer: Ninja'd. Kairi_the_shadow: O_o NinjaChat: What'd? Silver_Strummer: No! Ninja'd from a ninja! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NinjaChat: I'm hungry. Silver_Strummer: Ingest Kairi, oh Great One! Kairi_the_shadow: nou. Silver_Strummer: I'm too large to be eaten. Silver_Strummer: *flips back hair* And FAR too pretty! NinjaChat: Maybe later. I was actually thinking about some html formatting, but souls are good too. Kairi_the_shadow: NC, je t'aime. NinjaChat: No. Kairi_the_shadow: You. NinjaChat: What? Kairi_the_shadow: indubitably. NinjaChat: Okay. Kairi_the_shadow: what what in the NinjaChat: Butt? Kairi_the_shadow: say what what? NinjaChat: In the Butt? Kairi_the_shadow: /epic NinjaChat: That's is most definitely what she said. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meng: Yay. *vacuums ur pants* Yeah u heard me Me: I'm wearing shorts xD Meng: *vacuums ur shorts*? Me: Say what what Meng: Say what what in the butt Me: In the butt Meng: What what? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dackie aniels: Ur face is an omen. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm just gonna go to bed and have an awesome sex dream and ignore you! Naw, you'll be in my dream so... I'll probably throw up. I'll just barf on your face! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll identify YOUR plant. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll tease your hair. I'll tell it's curly and silly looking. Also, pics or it didn't happen. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Me: o.o but I suck at french Tyler: You can suck at my french. Wait... Me: I french your suck. Tyler: Suck I french your. Me: Your suck I french. Tyler: French I suck you. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yrrej86: kairi, the second you get off of here, i'm putting you on ebay Yrrej86: & not in the "sexy slave" sorta way, im talking about adoption services CedartownDawg: She's already for sale.. CedartownDawg: In the same way you mean.. Fire_Emblem8745: I'll buy her! Fire_Emblem8745: :D Fire_Emblem8745: Aww... CedartownDawg: Got one hundred BILLION dollars? Fire_Emblem8745: Eh, screw it, kidnapping is easier. Yrrej86: ok kairi... cedar, raise the price to 2 bill CedartownDawg: Two hundred billion? Kairi_the_shadow: O.o wut Yrrej86: yeah cedar CedartownDawg: Yer fer sale =D Yrrej86: we're selling you kairi Fire_Emblem8745: Kairi, I just bought your bodeh. Kairi_the_shadow: D: CedartownDawg: Price is two hundred BILLION dollars. Kairi_the_shadow: NOMINE Yrrej86: that wasn't finallized fire emblem CedartownDawg: He didn't buy you, he's too poor. Fire_Emblem8745: *pays in e-cash* CedartownDawg: e,e CedartownDawg: Do you want to be shot? CedartownDawg: Cash. Or gold. CedartownDawg: Nothing else. Fire_Emblem8745: *pays in cash* CedartownDawg: Two dollars isn't enough Yrrej86: who has 200 bill in cash CedartownDawg: Get outta here, po' boy! Fire_Emblem8745: *pays 200 bil in small bills* Yrrej86: *shoots fire* no small bills damnit! Yrrej86: she's not a stripper! Fire_Emblem8745: *pays entirely in $100 bills* CedartownDawg: *puts a 45 through his spine* Kairi_the_shadow: 2 mil, my ass. Yrrej86: 200 bil Fire_Emblem8745: Yrrej, if you sell her to me she might be... Yrrej86: yeah but if you pay in small bills, you won't have any to put in the gstring Yrrej86: & i just got wierded out... she's up for ADOPTION!!! Kairi_the_shadow: O.o wut Fire_Emblem8745: So? I'll already own her, it'd be me paying myself. CedartownDawg: I wanna know where you're going anytime soon with several vertebrae missing. Kairi_the_shadow: o_____o ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lystie: split personality disorder, making alone time social since 1986. :) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Laura: What's a biopsy? Jenny: I dunno. I think it's like an autopsy but when you're alive. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “I didn’t know where to put it so I put it in my mouth.” ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Practice makes tissue” ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Wait that doesn’t go in there it goes in here!” ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “The tree made a sound like a retarded ogre swinging its arms” ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you read Basset, you have to drink my teeth. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have I ever shown you a picture of my dead dad? Oh, I gotta show you. He's super dead. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Give us back our baby so we can paint it. Herian: ^^ harden. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NoColorPlz: Like, Penis! Use harden! protoss_rush: Penis failed to cast harden. Take viagra? NoColorPlz: And then afterward Penis use minimize! Gam3P1ay: What the hell? oddish: i am reminded of a move called NoColorPlz: Or Mouth use Bite on that Penis. Yrrej86: nocolorplz... it uses harden, then water gun, then minimize ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mousepad: Not the iPad for rodents. Flash Drive: Not exhibitionist car rides. Motherboard: Not how yours felt with me last night. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- emokid223: Orly LordofShadowsIII: wazzat? Kairi_the_shadow: Yarly. ORLY_YARLY: o.o ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Upaut: ...yes. I'm an assassin. I assass people. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- emokid223: 7 veins in my arm are popping out. Is this okay? JKuang: I'm afraid we're going to have to amputate, emokid223. JKuang: We don't want your veins to spread throughout your body, it's best if we operate now ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fire_Emblem8745: Yo dawg, I herd you liek mudkipz, so we put mudkipz on your cake, so you can liek mudkipz while you liek cake, but you can't because the cake is a lie ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yrrej86: like "I love your manipples so much that thinking or seeing them makes it hurt to breathe" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elaudica: Elaudica sighed and stared at her screen, wondering if a roleplaying post would be a good thing to type. She started with a sentence about herself, but froze when she felt it. A shiver down her spine, except it wouldn't go away. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kairi_the_shadow: Fap. Kairi_the_shadow: UPDOWNUPDOWN. Lucky_Miles: O.o imaperson11: O_O Kairi_the_shadow: :D justin1654: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO imaperson11: stop acting erotic Kairi_the_shadow: XD ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kairi_the_shadow: I will execute urfaec Upaidity D< Upaut: Sounds sexy, Kairi. ;) Kairi_the_shadow: Sponteh, HOLD ME! ;_; ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- iRevo: lol nothing says white supremacy like the triforce (reply) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Herian: I can feel it in my skull! Kairi_the_shadow: That's what she said. Souvlaki: :O Silver_Strummer: xD Herian: Maybe what you said. =P ...Souvlaki: *faints* Kairi_the_shadow: Dx ECK Herian: I suppose I should apologize for that one though. Kairi_the_shadow: Yeah XDXDXD ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BlackDrax: Someone bring E. Kairi_the_shadow: E. Shad0wsmoke: e. BlackDrax: E. Shad0wsmoke: ;D ...Kairi_the_shadow: XD ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kairi_the_shadow: Tomcat here, is now 19 D8 kthx Shad0wsmoke: *me* Kairi_the_shadow: ^ Him Shad0wsmoke: ^not her Kairi_the_shadow: D: ...Shad0wsmoke: ;D Kairi_the_shadow: NO UShad0wsmoke: Kme Kairi_the_shadow: XD Yrrej86: V this guy Herian: xD Yrrej86: herian Herian: -joy kill- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yrrej86: it's ok shadow... herian has a problem with mind sex Shad0wsmoke: Nah my mind dun put out wutsoever Yrrej86: herian, do you feel me inside your mind right now? Herian: Uh... Herian: ...no.. ...Herian: Your mind must be small. Yrrej86: you've just been mind ****ed Shad0wsmoke: Ninja mind**** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OmegaKaiSi: There is no RPing in the Campaign Room. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kairi_the_shadow: Te amo means I love you in spanish. It's odd how much Italian and Spanish are alike o.e Herian: They're based off the same thing. :P Kairi_the_shadow: Chicken base, of course. Kairi_the_shadow: Perfect for soup. Herian: -facepalm- xD ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Confuzzledmaniac: Also, burbs. As the great scholar Scott Pilgrim said: I gotta pee on her. Kairi_the_shadow: ... You're going to urinate on Erin? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Daniel: Ben... Ben: Daniel? Daniel: Aim for your mouth Ben: You're a bastard. Daniel: She told me to. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kairi_the_shadow: Jerry told me to lick my balls! Yrrej86: Lick your balls! Herian: ... -says obvious interjection-! Bobart: jerry i think you should lick them...only proper Yrrej86: Herian, the only think you gonna be saying is "Lick away!" ...Yrrej86: With pleasure. Kairi, can I haz ur ballz please? Herian: No, shouldn't I say something along the lines of "lick MY balls"? Yrrej86: Herian, Kairi can lick ur ballz while I lick Kairi's ballz ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fire_Emblem8745: *slaps herian with white glove* A duel for ownery of Kairi! Noon, tomorrow! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zephry: My cake is crotch Zephry: Wait... Zephry: *My crotch is cake cloudcry: your crotch is a lie Zephry: xD ...Herian: xD Kairi_the_shadow: XD cloudcry: XD OmegaKaiSi: xD ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bobart: hehe penetration iRevo: Ow my hand... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kairi_the_shadow: I'm eating yogurt < Luckycows: Why are you trying to mate with Oddish? OmegaKaiSi: xD ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OmegaKaiSi: Kai: If I wanted my own cumback, Id wipe it off your chin. D:< ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- bunnykitten: Next time go to ST-S. cloudcry: I read that as "STDs R US ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OmegaKaiSi: No, Im a Fuge Packer JohnLeprechaun: The Butte Pirates. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kairi_the_shadow: Sam: Daniel will lick your bedpost(s) any day. OmegaKaiSi: Mr Frost: Leah wants your bed posts. JohnLeprechaun: Why would any guy have just one? OmegaKaiSi: She lost hers. JohnLeprechaun: I need at least two bedposts. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kairi_the_shadow: Trees give me wood. JohnLeprechaun: I give myself wood. ;) OmegaKaiSi: Mr Frost gives me wood. ;D Kairi_the_shadow: O.o.. JohnLeprechaun: I told you, I don't have any bedposts! >:o ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kairi_the_shadow: A stroke of it's mane it turns into a plane? OmegaKaiSi: O.o Zephry: Until you tug on its winky Kyru: Kairi you're going to have to stop right now Kyru: Because uh. I can't imagine you having that kind of voice ...Kyru: It's disturbing my brain cloudcry: What cloudcry: XD Kyru: I can't imagine you having a sultry baritone voice. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sparty_911: PUNCHING TREES GIVES ME WOOD :D ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yrrej86: if we fused Kairi the shadow with OmegaKaiSi... would we get OmegaKairi the ShadowSi OmegaKaiSi: KairiTheOmegaSiShadow? OmegaKaiSi: OmekairiShega? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wish to become the unquestionable champion, unlike any gentlemen who ever had the pleasure to exist. To encapsulate thine is my true task, to discipline thine is my enterprise. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little stiff, from rigor mortis and all. Erm wait.. that came out wrong.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kairi_the_shadow: Kryu, oh you touch my tralala. Herian: ... Kyru: I.. what? Herian: ^ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cthuloops, the new destroyer of worlds cereal. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Being nice to n00bs is against my personal religion of...defense of civilization ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Draw! You one eyed pickle head son of a prairie dog ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pirate juice made with 100% feet. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MrSpontaneous: keep it inside? Kairi_the_shadow: Obabeh. Kairi_the_shadow: That's what she said. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Emotetiemz| ￣ω￣ ಠ.ಡ ಥಿ೪ಥ ¯\(°_o)/¯ ...¯\(ºдಠ)/¯ ದ_ದ ಷ_ಷ ಠ_ರೃ ಗ್ಲಿ_ಗ್ಲಿ ۞_۟۞ (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ≧▽≦ ಭ_ಭ గ_గ ঞ_ঞ ≖_≖ ళ_ళ ફ_ફ ಗ_ಗ ಞ_ಞ ச_ச ঢ_ঢ ळ_ळ ର_ର ଲ_ଲ ಱ_ಱ ಲ_ಲ ਘ_ਘ ਝ_ਝ ങ_ങ ക_ക \(╬ ಠ益ಠ)/ (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (☞ ಥ益ಥ）☞ ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╤── ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DackJaniels: What do you do, go out to eat at google.com? Maybe watch the sunset at youtube.com? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MrSpontaneous: Whenever you're around, I always feel as if it's my time of the month, Kairi. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ‎Adam: I'll stipple you >8( leah: ;D obabeh Adam: I'll stipple you hard >8( leah: Stipple my tittles? Adam: Yup.... Adam: HARD. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Acronym ftl: Ufia. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lystie: Yea, breasts gross me out, just blobs of fat hanging there, it's sick. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry, we're closed -minded. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'd hit it so hard. ;D That if you were to pull it out, you would move forwards in time by seven years. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kairi_the_shadow: Ben is fingering his hole... Kyru: Hot. kenneth2830: oh baby bunnykitten: :o. protoss_rush: ...but you wish he was fingering yours? ...Kairi_the_shadow: xD Herian: **** YEA! Kyru: *Rolls up Newspaper* BAD TOSS. bunnykitten: Kairi wants Ben on her Chin. Kairi_the_shadow: That made me almost spit the cracker out of my mouth xD Herian: Toss, brofist, now. protoss_rush: *brofist* ...Herian: -falconbrofist- Yrrej86: & protoss rush with a comment outta no where! it's like Zealots & Dragoons initiating a hole fingering through Kairi's defenses!! bunnykitten: Ben is the Cracker in Kairi's mouth :P ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- kenneth2830: ROFL! The stereotypical heart on lockets is based on a woman's butt when bent over. MrSpontaneous: :D Shadows567: :D JohnLeprechaun: :D Kairi_the_shadow: D: Shadows567: ... Shadows567: Kairi? wtf? MrSpontaneous: Kairi's a hater JohnLeprechaun: Stupid nonconformist. MrSpontaneous: she's just bitter because she's lost the use of her leg ...MrSpontaneous: back in 'Nam ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leah used Case of Walnuts. It was Super Effective! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MrSpontaneous: 1) don't spam MrSpontaneous: 2) racism + slavery = not cool. Burn the confederate flag Kairi_the_shadow: o.O What the hell did I come back into? MrSpontaneous: I said the same thing about your mom, kairi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jingle bells, mortor shells, VC in the grass... ...take your stupid christmas cake and shove it up... yer..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Herian: I like to drink bawls. Herian: I will guzzle bawls all day and night. JohnLeprechaun: I like to put Bawls in my mouth. Herian: I will chug more than two bawls at once, too. JohnLeprechaun: Swallow from time to time ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MrSpontaneous: GIRL = Guy In Real Life ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ‎[2:58:17 PM] Broseidon, king of the brocean.: Sham pain. O-e [2:58:30 PM] I am leah.: The shamwow of sadism. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cinnamon rolls are so perverted. Those damn whores. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapstick: Don't be tempted to bite the tip off of it. Cos' it'll make all your guy friends wince xD ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Herian: "You probably thought I'd forget, but I remembered that it was your Christmas today." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Resistance is pie, You can have it as much as you want, but the fun will eventually end, then you'll have to start eating caek, which is a LIE. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kairi_the_shadow: Get away Kai D:< I said AM OmegaKaiSi: No you, Kai. Kairi_the_shadow: Nou Kai. OmegaKaiSi: Nou Kai. Kairi_the_shadow: NoU Kai. ...OmegaKaiSi: NoU KaIKairi_the_shadow: Nonevar, YOU Kai. OmegaKaiSi: Tits or gtfo, Kai OmegaKaiSi: >:| Kairi_the_shadow: D:< Clock or STFU, Kai. OmegaKaiSi: ╘.╘ Nou Kairi_the_shadow: Your, faec. OmegaKaiSi: If you insist Kairi_the_shadow: ಠ_ಠ Naval54: What is kai? ...OmegaKaiSi: Her? OmegaKaiSi: And myself? OmegaKaiSi: But im much better Kairi_the_shadow: KaiS OmegaKaiSi: KaiR! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Roses = stench blossoms. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Azieru: then get yourself some motivation, broprosciutto Herian: I have some, broveal. Azieru: I see, bropork Herian: It's pretty cool actually, brovenison. Azieru: how cool is it, brobeef? Herian: It's actually pretty amazing, bromutton. DackJaniels: Calm down now broturducken. Sheik845: Brobologna Azieru: you're not allowed to combine three different meats in one DackJaniels: Oh, but sir, I did. Herian: Dacky, come on, that's cheating, brosalami. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- iRevo: So many sci-fi topics came up within a few keystrokes. iRevo: Doctor Who, Star Trek, Star Wars, Twilight Zone. MercuryDomini: A lot of things come up with just a few strokes. iRevo: That's what she said, Hg. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- iRevo: There are no girls in the Internet, only really pretty men. MercuryDomini: You know what they say. An over sized cl!t is 1 step away from an under sized pen0r. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- bunnykitten: O.o leah. Kairi_the_shadow: Troy. o.O bunnykitten: Son of a bitch, I just lost a bet because of Leah. bunnykitten: That is all I really have to say. Later, Ninja Chat. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Blarlack: Also, good night, and go **** yourselves. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kairi_the_shadow: *Facepalm* Zoar: Also, your roleplaying. Zoar: Your sexual advances are unwanted. Mostly. Zoar: Keep trying. (reply) Kairi_the_shadow: Not even. There are none. >:O Zoar: I'm just playing hard to get. (reply) Kraetur: lies. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boosephus: hey Kai ;) OmegaKaiSi: Hey Hoser. Boosephus: :C You are a hoser. psychocamel: ...hoser? psychocamel: Are you accusing him of operating a hose? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kairi_the_shadow: Kenny and Daniel are going at it? Kraetur: Bow chica wow wow OmegaKaiSi: He couldnt handle that OmegaKaiSi: Internal bleeding is bad kenneth2830: hawt Kraetur: I want no part of this. OmegaKaiSi: You want every part of this OmegaKaiSi: <------- Kraetur: -hides behind leah- kenneth2830: Yes. Take that bedpost. Take it nice and hard. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MrSpontaneous: JK: I hear you molest bears JKuang: I hear you shut up JKuang: How dare you accuse me of such things MrSpontaneous: I was merely relaying scuttlebutt JKuang: That kind of behavior is below a gentleman such as yourself MrSpontaneous: lol MrSpontaneous: you seem to have me pegged for someone else.