The only moderns this side of all time.
We’re only 15, but we feel like we’er 27 or 30 or something. Not by a landslide, but we’re’ more polite than most all of our 80s friends, an extremely profound vocabulary (is it really too much to say phallus instead of dick?), tons of literary (Ayn Rand, need we say more?), poetic (talking about that Bukowaski shit), and historical knowledge, as well as a shit-ton of meme and musical info that most 15yo wouldn’t know. For example, did you know that the Beatles are objectively the best band? It’s too bad they weren’t atheists, but we guess they didn’t have outlier (check the dictionary if you don’t know that one) IQs like us. We wear a tie and dress shirt to school almost every day (with an occasional vest or sweater vest—sometimes the heat of our overly active minds isn’t enough to keep us warm in the winter!!) Also, we really dig socioeconomics and astrophysics, which we guess isn’t something every teen says. So yeah, we feel mature!
What the 90’s kids know could save the planet!
Statement to the community of believers:
stick with me and ill show you everything i know about how to make cool jpgs on the computer and also true love. i willt ake care of you even though i dont believe in that sort of thing.
Stay crying as fuk, my dudes.