Kandrel

Things people have said (not necessarily about me):

“That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.”
-Officer in Pirates of the Carribean 2

“Is that your robot?”
-Slartibartfast in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“I don’t know much about Kung Fu kings, but I must be the ultimate pork. The pork that struts about with buns in hands.”
-McDull in Mak dau goo si

“I mean, look at the size of this thing! I cant even go in the hallway without hearing that.”
-George Bluth Sr in Arrested Development