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"You're a lame ass. I don't care if you're 13, stop crying *laughs*." "Grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, he courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.” "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All play and no work makes Jack a mere toy" "Ambition destroys its possessor." "Anyone who will gossip to you, will gossip about you" "Be the change you wish to see in the world." "Believe nothing of what you hear and only half of what you see." "Beware the fury of a patient man." "Beware the person with nothing to lose." "Come what may, time and hour runs through the roughest day" "Control your emotions or they will control you" Deal with the faults of others as gently as your own. Do good and care not to whom Do not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet. Don't look where you fell but where you slipped. Don't talk unless you can improve the silence. Even a sheet of paper has two sides Even the largest army is nothing without a good general Every jack has his jill; if only they can find each other Everyone wants to live long but no one wants to be called old. A chain is no stronger than its weakest link. A decision made at night may be changed in the morning ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The following is a list of rules found in Schlock Mercenary. 1. Pillage, then burn. 2. A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on. 3. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody. 4. Close air support covereth a multitude of sins. 6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it. 8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock. 9. Never turn your back on an enemy. 10. Sometimes the only way out is through the hull. 11. Everything is air-droppable at least once. 12. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head. 13. Do unto others. 16. Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth. 21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow. 27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence. 29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less. 30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go. 31. Only cheaters prosper. 34. If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun. 35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error. 36. When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support. 37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload.' 38. Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients.