Keac's profile

Hi, if you are looking at my profile, then I am probably here, or not...I don't know.
I'm always in the Garden, the only time I will be in another room is if it's the game room and not one of the main rooms. I don't join in any arguments, I just sit back and have a spot of tea and crumpets while I watch the words spring up onto the chat, it entertains me. :) You like reading peoples...whatever this is? Status? Thing? Ooohh, you're looking for my quotes thingy aren't you? Well I didn't make one! :D Are..are you still reading? Are you? ANSWER ME! Oh, you still are? Well you should stop, because I have nothing to say. o_O Seriously, stop, now. Stop READING THIS! Fiiinne... I'll just tell you something about me since you won't go away... Umm.. oh! I'm left handed, fell from the top of a 20 foot tree and most likely got brain damage from the fall, and WhatTheBacon is my brother. So...ya I guess that's it. Oh my god are you STILL here!? Shoo! Go! Play a game or something! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-pXD0FXLQ8&ob=av2e) Oh ya, since a few people keep asking me my email, and I want to tell them to search for it on my profile instead of simply telling them, I guess I'll put it here. chickengoodfored@yahoo.com
There, that looks good, I guess, no, nvm it doesn't. Wow does this thing have a character limit or something? Guess not. :D GO AWAY NOW!... Look over there! It's an assassin! Ahh haa...looks like you didn't fall for my trick, or did you? Ooh yes you did, you just don't know it yet.
I started a little quote thing, so here it is!
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mrmister123: The phone was ringing for some reason.
mrmister123: So I falcon pawnched it.
Cadmario: That usually means someone is trying to call you.
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LegionOfMany112: "USE THE FORCE, LUKE" yelled Dumbledor as Jar Jar Binks fought The Emperor
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TheKingofPies: *Jumps in van* You will remember this day as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow! *Drives away*
Cadmario: *King crashes into a lamppost*
TheKingofPies: Remember this as the day Captain Jack Sparrow got a DUI!
TheKingofPies: *Gets thrown into cop car*
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Dubstep092: Pie.
Dubstep092: You are 102 yrs old?
Supernoobian: He is immortal
Piemonkey: Damn right boy!
Piemonkey: Hell, back in my day, they payed you to buy gas
Piemonkey: Infact I remember when they invented the wheel!
Keac: That was more than 102 years ago o_o
Piemonkey: Who says I'm 102?
Piemonkey: I'm barely ev'n thirty my boy!
Piemonkey: And boy do I remember when we beat the shit out of these indians!
Keac: XD
Piemonkey: They were all over the place man! And then they said "But it is our land mr. whitey"! AND THEN WE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM MORE
Piemonkey: And you know what? That's how jesus was invented!
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zerrguy: I just saved 15% on car insurance by running from the scene of the accident.
Dubstep092: I just saved 50% on my lifespan by getting a 1-Up.
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zerrguy: "So my wife demanded I take her some place expensive.."
zerrguy: "I took her to a gas station"
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Charliepug: Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you get that warm feeling inside.
Keac: XD
Keac: See Rising? >.>
RisingDragon1998: wha?
Keac: That goes in my quotes :P
RisingDragon1998: MOTHERF*CKER!!!!
SirenAngelique: mine too
Keac: XD
Charliepug: XD
Charliepug: Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.
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Charliepug: A duck walked into a bar and the bartender said "What'll it be?" The duck didn't answer because it's a duck.
Keac: That was funny for some reason >.>
rawrpointoh: ..Only to you keac
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rawrpointoh: Guy: Did you fall from heaven Girl: o.o Guy: cuz ur face is pretty f*cked up
Charliepug: A man walked into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole, so he got hurt.
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RisingDragon1998: "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."
RisingDragon1998: "What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist."
RisingDragon1998: "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
RisingDragon1998: "When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day"
RisingDragon1998: "In heaven all the interesting people are missing"
RisingDragon1998: "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
RisingDragon1998: "When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water."
RisingDragon1998: "Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil."
RisingDragon1998: "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you."
RisingDragon1998: "Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs."
RisingDragon1998: "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."
RisingDragon1998: "If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
RisingDragon1998: "My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."
RisingDragon1998: "Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
RisingDragon1998: "After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, No hablo ingles."
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Charliepug: Why was six afraid of seven?
RisingDragon1998: because 7 11
Charliepug: It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
rawrpointoh: ....
TheRamdomGuy: ...........
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rawrpointoh: you lose a pen=no pen, no pen=no notes, no notes=bad grades, bad grades=no diploma, no diploma=no job, no job=no home, no home=homeless, homeless=lonely, loneliness=depression, depression=sickness, sickness=death
rawrpointoh: Dont lose a pen, or you'll die :D
rawrpointoh: I'm not afraid of heights, im afraid of falling
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RisingDragon1998: "I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."- Joan Rivers
SirenAngelique: "I wanted a boy." -Rising's father
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JimMorrison: Sometimes when I fish people out of frozen lakes, I buy them coffee and pancakes. Then I ask them for oral pleasures.
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Dracowulfen: It's like I got three 7's on the shitty day slots.
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LegionOfMany112: There's a website called Ferrethandjobs.com
krona: otay^^
LegionOfMany112: It's actually Ferreth And Jobs
LegionOfMany112: Oh, and Gotahoe.com
LegionOfMany112: Expertsexchange.com
ShayW: o_o
LegionOfMany112: Oh, and Molestationnursery.com too
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LegionOfMany112: I'm just laughing my ass off thinking of Army Soldiers running away from a guy in a black turtle neck yelling 'COBRAAA!'
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Lancer873: Sextastic: So simply orgasmicly great that you need a word that doesn't exist.
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TheKingofPies: I don't usually kick the shit out of a baby, but when I do... I go to prison.
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rawrpointoh: ?
greatdude88: ?
Keac: ?
greatdude88: ? pass it on
rawrpointoh: ?
Pulchritudinous: ?
Jetton: ?
Keac: ?
rawrpointoh: ?
Saxophan: ¿
Saxophan: shit
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Spudmuffin1337: Oh, man, the calls today. I had a guy call in because he was getting blank emails from 1969 on his phone.
Keac: XD
salagos: ....what
Spudmuffin1337: I really wish I could've talked to tech about that guy, my favorite calls are the ones that tech says wtf about.
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Spudmuffin1337: "Welcoming to the Cricket Wireless companies, my name is being Abraham Lincoln, how can I be helping you today?"
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nutsack: ...
Keac: XD
Keac: How did you get that name?!
mrmister123: lol
nutsack: no one else did i guess...
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dominator497: You gotta spend some time love, you gotta spend some time with me, and I know that you'll find love, I will possess your heart.
Keac: That song sounds familiar
dominator497: O_o You don't know that song by name?!
NWade95: get anywhere near my vital organs and i will cut you bitch
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NWade95: Nothing scares a bear away like being slapped with someone's balls.
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NWade95: So there I was, stark naked in the forest, scrotum flapping in the breeze when suddenly a bear cub came tumbling out of the foliage.,
Keac: XD
NWade95: I intended to use it's skin to create a manly thong to shield the masses from my glorious groin.
dominator497: O_o
NWade95: Before I could act, the mother bear came charging out of the bushes intent on mauling my pale ass.
NWade95: So, mustering all my strength, I spun as fast as I could using the momentum to slap the momma bear right in the face.
NWade95: Having asserted my dominance properly, we began to make sweet sweet love.
Keac: o_o
Keac: Oh god
NWade95: 9 months later, batman was born.
NWade95: true story
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RisingDragon1998: so......got any 2s?
Keac: I kind of want that salad with the bacon bits in it o_O
Keac: Royal flush! *throws down a 3 and a Joker*
Keac: Shit
RisingDragon1998: we were playing GO FISH YOU DUMBASS!
RisingDragon1998: XD
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Lancer873: "the problem with quotes on the internet is that you can't verify if they're real" - Abraham Lincoln
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Dracowulfen: "You took my daughter's virginity!" "Sorry sir, won't happen again. :P"
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RisingDragon1998: in the words of Leonidas..."No mayo? This is BULLSHIT!"
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Keac: "Sticks and stones can break my bones but names will never hurt me." "...You've never played Skyrim."
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Nezzila: Blood you need to loosen up. Have a sniff of this chloroform.
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Redspike: REMEMBER KIDS, WHEN YOU GET LIT ON FIRE, IT PROBABLY WAS FOR A GOOD REASON. SO YOU SHOULD JUST DIE ANYWAYS.
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Keac: Why is the grass pink? Why are oranges purple?
Keac: Why is the sky black and white?
Keac: We'll never know
LegionOfMany112: Because we're in the 1940's
LegionOfMany112: And we're all detectives.
SkysFyre: I think you're color blind.
LegionOfMany112: Hard boiled detectives.
LegionOfMany112: And some dame walks into our office
LegionOfMany112: She starts flashin' the goods and asks us if we can investigate these calls of death threats
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19hawkeye98: "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? ""Not until 4."
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Ferretferret: "Ted, you're like a son to me." "You don't have a son." "There's a reason for that." "Oh... ._."
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LegionOfMany112: 'No matter what you do in life, you will never be as happy as a horse staring at its own ass.'
Keac: XD
LegionOfMany112: -Teddy Roosevelt
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salagos: it's not rape if you eat your vegetables
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laxis: Im not in there either...... and what is keac doing? just sitting in front of the computer, cyber-stalking us?
Keac: Yes
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LegionOfMany112: Make sure to leave shaving cream in your sink
ShayW: KEAC
Keac: lol
LegionOfMany112: Or the Yak Shavings Fairy won't come
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LegionOfMany112: I popped a G-string while fingering a minor.
LegionOfMany112: Now I need to go get my bass repaired.
RisingDragon1998: XD
RisingDragon1998: oh ur talking about a guitar >.>
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rawrkami: Once upon a time *shoves light*
TheLightDemon: Because
TheLightDemon: AHHH
Keac: XD
rawrkami: Get the **** off me :D
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tektiger: "and so the Rhino says to the walrus" What the hell am i supposed to do with 10 dozen eggs?!" the end
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BluntSword: Ok...
BluntSword: So I was drinking milk thinking about the difference between SSP modloader and SMP modloader
BluntSword: And remembered what B said about not using mods
BluntSword: But he uses Bukkit
BluntSword: >.>
BluntSword: Which is a SMP mod-enabler
BluntSword: So...
BluntSword: Anyway
BluntSword: What is this about golden sperm?
zerrguy: How did "So I was drinking milk" seem of any importance to you at all in comparison to the rest of your statements? XD
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salagos: BULBASAUR
salagos: WHERE ARE YOU?! ;_;
Keac: XD
TheKingofPies: *Scooby Doo voice* I'm over here!
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Dubstep092: I have lemon drops.
zachman1234: LUCKY
Dubstep092: ... It's literally lemon juice in a dropper.
Dubstep092: To squirt in eyes.
Also used in: Lemonade, Tea, Acid, Batteries, Maiming, Burning, looting and pillaging,Burning the women and violating the churches, lemon flavored sugar pills.
Dubstep092: They now contain 200% more of a lethal dose of sugar!
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Ferretferret: There is a trade-off, though. ._. If you don't pay late fees for six months, they send a collection agency after you, regardless of the amount. XD
Ferretferret: So, people have gotten collection agencies after them for 25 cents before. XD
Ferretferret: "How... How much did you spend doing this?" "$25.00. But, this way, I get to break your legs. :D" ":D Oh, wait..."
Ferretferret: "Johnny, did you clean your room?" "No." "Let that bastard die. o.o" "._."
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JimMorrison: Many don't know this, but Spatula is actually ancient Greek for Samurai.
Keac: XD
TheLetterB: Spaturai?
JimMorrison: Most honorable Spaturai.
JimMorrison: Have you seen 13 Assassins? 5 of those guys are spatulas.
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BluntSword: No it wasn't
BluntSword: Shay is just weak
BluntSword: Like a babby
ShayW: Damn straight
ShayW: BRING ME A SIPPY CUP MOTHER****ER!
ShayW: O_O
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insclidera: Hold on
insclidera: Valendian's birthday?
Valendian: lol xD
Valendian: n yes insc :D
insclidera: Happy birthday, you piece of shit.
Valendian: D: D:
ShayW: ...
insclidera: Hope your cake is filled with arsenic.
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This is my Funny Videos List! :D (Haven't updated it at all.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKrtbUinWOU
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6eHmLT6GLo&feature=g-all-u&context=G27c16a3FAAAAAAAAHAA
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How I got my name (Keac): Once upon a time, I was playing Warcraft III. I had just beaten the campaign and wanted to see what Battle.net was like on here, since I already tried it on Starcraft. I felt like I needed to choose an orcish name, since orcs were my favorite race. So I typed in some random letters, Keac-Ocktar. Then, I entered a room on the menu called Clan EwR. I felt like I needed to join a clan because I am weak by myself. So I asked to join them. They told me I can join them if I remove Ocktar and put [EwR]. I then said ok and asked them what EwR meant. They told me it meant Elite Warriors of the Realm. And of course, I liked the name, so I went ahead and changed it. My name was then Keac[EwR]. I played with the clan for a few months before finding out that the clan leader has quit and turned over control to NexusVoid. The clan started falling apart from there... I came back a few days later (after not playing it for a while) only to find out that the clan is now disbanded. I was now alone, then I got bored of Warcraft because of all of the LOAP and DOTA games spamming the Games List. I then found Newgrounds, and after a few minutes of looking for a game on there, I saw a picture for Kongregate, where I made Keac. I didn't add [EwR] Because they no longer existed. I never chatted because I was only 11 at the time I made this account and I knew I couldn't keep my mouth shut about being underage. After being on here for a year, I started chatting. I found that almost EVERY room had spammers and trolls in them, except for... The Garden. (Soon after, I fell from a tree and hit my head pretty hard, memory of the other people I've met in other rooms are shattered.) I stayed in The Garden for several years and made a few friends. Then someone points out that when you switch the letters of Keac, it becomes caKe. I never knew that but I played it off like I knew the whole time. Then I made this giant f-ing profile 11/23/2011.
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If I'm in the chatroom and leave randomly for a few minutes, I'm coming back, my computer just decided to turn itself off... o_o
Weird...feels like everyone's slowly disappearing...
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