Latest Activity: Played Defend your king (15 hours ago)
Points needed for next level: 552 Level
Adamalous: At this point, going on Kongregate is like putting your dick in a paper shredder. At first, you think it’s a bad idea, and you’re right! And then after, you leave scarred.
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Glemo: you can go all night, you won’t know lol
MercuryDomini: If king wants to taste the forbidden juices, that’s his choice.
MercuryDomini: All I know if when it comes down to sexy time, if my wife isn’t hiding with a baseball bat, I’m not doing it right.
teichelman1: I’ve watched four or five people answer your question and every time, irregardless of what they tell you, you argue with them and question their logic. So, just do what you want, like every woman I’ve ever known. :P
Ysayell1: When I get all upscale and classy I’ll just charge by the night, but until then…
Ysayell1: Legendary sodomized me with such biblical ferocity that the gods shed a small tear at my demise.
MercuryDomini: I call my junk The Big Bang Theory. Most people believe it’s awesome, but it’s not really proven.
MercuryDomini: Because people float, and ducks float. People are ducks.
Bleob: Pegging for some, miniature American flags for others.
PreciousRoi: Pegging WITH miniature American Flags for everyone!
MercuryDomini: If I were going to be a minority, it wouldn’t be a filthy jew.
LesbianPedoFairy: People die when they are killed.
TenHundredFolly: It’s how I tell people: try to sound out what you’re typing. If you sound stupid, you probably should change it.
“Fluff is one of those things that reminds me every day that I am a living human being and I should love myself no matter what. I have it on my breakfast (eggs and fluff) lunch (grilled cheese and fluff) dinner (steak and fluff) and snacks (cheetos and fluff) and then I just eat it with a spoon and I look at myself, face covered in fluff, smile on my face, and I look at myself hard in the mirror, and I say “This is what I am. And this is beautiful. I am beautiful.”
""Also, fluff got me laid. It constantly gets me laid. Fucking fluff, so fucking good, fuck."
Then again, I have a taste for 10-14 year olds getting ****ed by their dogs.
Azieru: I feel like if I had rockets for legs, I could chase down antelopes
Chuddos: In China we drop plates when babies are born, whatever sound it makes is the baby’s new name.
heycoolguy1: IM AINT NO FAGET.
DuckCactus: Don’t not be where you’re not supposed to be you fucking idiot.
IAmTheCandyman: Wait, if Jesus had amazing abs and we’re all made in God’s image, where are my amazing abs?
TenHundredFolly: Nothing like paper-dick in my face to brighten my evening.