KingLegend69's Comments


Orbital Decay

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Sep. 09, 2011

Rating: -2

Humans are evil ...who would have guessed? Apart from everyone or thing that has met them :P I bow to the Anu and their magical ability to control and be immune to meteors :P That's some skill right there.

The Next Floor

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Aug. 21, 2011

Rating: 0

Remind me next time I take the lift anywhere if the lights go out to remember weapons kill slime monsters :P


Play Grid16

Aug. 15, 2011

Rating: 3

As has no doubt been said before :O holy crap! Hardest easy badge ever. But I love the skills triangle showing me how awesome I am at sucking after each failed attempt :P don't worry, I am sure I can get the last two hours of my life back :P But seriously, good game, less instant deaths due to fast changeover would be even better.

6 Differences

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Aug. 12, 2011

Rating: 5

Damn dead pixel...

The Majesty of Colors

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Aug. 08, 2011

Rating: 2

Am I by any chance a coma patient with any one of five strange illnesses? Brilliant game. Simple, thoughtful, a rare piece of art :)

Meat Boy

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Aug. 06, 2011

Rating: 3

I'm just drunk enough to have fed America with the number of buzzsaws I have fallen into trying to get baindaid on level ...blurry. Damn you flying meat man ...btw When do I get wings? And if my girlfriend was worth it ...wouldn't she be trying to get back to me too instead of just sitting there? :O



Aug. 05, 2011

Rating: -3

Only elephant I've ever been to where light kills you ...those elephants' they're usually all about lasers...

Elephant Quest

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Aug. 02, 2011

Rating: 7

Dear mum, today I defied logic and reason, by squeezing my bulky frame through gaps that were to small. Everyone in out peaceful village rewarded my favours with lasers to kill all the woodland creatures ...and I learned to share at the end ..making my whole adventure totally pointless :P

Robot Wants Puppy

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Jul. 25, 2011

Rating: -1

_____________________ I WANTED I I I I Kitty (And if nesc- I I esarry it's pet robot) I I I I For: Crimes against I I alien kind, frequent I I murder, destruction of I I property, tresspassing, I I consorting with crimin- I I als, and much more... I ______________________

Robot Wants Puppy

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Jul. 25, 2011

Rating: -2

Despite being super kitty ...can't rescue a dog without a key?

Factory Balls 3

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Jul. 20, 2011

Rating: 1

There must be some really weird ball conventions out there if this factory shows any baring on it :S

Man in Gap

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Jul. 18, 2011

Rating: 1

So here I am minding my own business in an industrial plant ...and it keeps trying to kill me ...luckily I am a smart sumo wrestler ...and ex-cleaner...Life is tough.


Play Red

Jul. 16, 2011

Rating: 3

So here I am ...a random nipple ...and suddenly...

Globetrotter XL

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Jul. 11, 2011

Rating: -2

One of the hardest hard badges I have ever gotten ...but well worth it, very educational ...I still suck at Geography :P

Flood Runner 3

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Jun. 27, 2011

Rating: 2

In under 10 tries I had all acheivements to at least silver status and all the badges, but taking me from over 300,000,000 for touching the sky :( not cool. However the hero in this game obviously tops all others, I have seen him catch on fire, explode a human trap, run up walls, slip, slide, tame dragons, become superman, beat up monsters mid flight, glide, kill dinosaurs, run on clouds, face punch a shark, kill a sea serpent, and punch a hole through the head of a giant squid ...all while outrunning a wall of lava and water pro. :D No wonder god smites him with lightning ...he makes god look like a pussy :P

Chaos Faction 2

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Jun. 25, 2011

Rating: 0

A bit clunky especially with the controls, but still a great and highly addictive game :D


Play Fade

Jun. 24, 2011

Rating: 1

Brilliantly artistic, I love the fact you have to earn colour :D Great game.


Play Loved

Jun. 21, 2011

Rating: 3

This was a beautiful and thoughtful work of art. Immensely enjoyable. :D I love having a colourful and non-conforming life ;)

Belial Chapter 2

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Jun. 20, 2011

Rating: -2

Flogged it ;p I'd make a much better Satan. My pointless puzzle solving skills are amazing.


Play Sieger

Jun. 10, 2011

Rating: 6

Why are all these castles made of glass? Bit flimsy :P