KingLegend69's Comments

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Play Orbital Decay Orbital Decay Sep. 09, 2011
Humans are evil ...who would have guessed? Apart from everyone or thing that has met them :P I bow to the Anu and their magical ability to control and be immune to meteors :P That's some skill right there.
Play The Next Floor The Next Floor Aug. 21, 2011
Remind me next time I take the lift anywhere if the lights go out to remember weapons kill slime monsters :P
Play Grid16 Grid16 Aug. 15, 2011
As has no doubt been said before :O holy crap! Hardest easy badge ever. But I love the skills triangle showing me how awesome I am at sucking after each failed attempt :P don't worry, I am sure I can get the last two hours of my life back :P But seriously, good game, less instant deaths due to fast changeover would be even better.
Play 6 Differences 6 Differences Aug. 12, 2011
Damn dead pixel...
Play The Majesty of Colors The Majesty of Colors Aug. 08, 2011
Am I by any chance a coma patient with any one of five strange illnesses? Brilliant game. Simple, thoughtful, a rare piece of art :)
Play Meat Boy Meat Boy Aug. 06, 2011
I'm just drunk enough to have fed America with the number of buzzsaws I have fallen into trying to get baindaid on level ...blurry. Damn you flying meat man ...btw When do I get wings? And if my girlfriend was worth it ...wouldn't she be trying to get back to me too instead of just sitting there? :O
Only elephant I've ever been to where light kills you ...those elephants' they're usually all about lasers...
Play Elephant Quest Elephant Quest Aug. 02, 2011
Dear mum, today I defied logic and reason, by squeezing my bulky frame through gaps that were to small. Everyone in out peaceful village rewarded my favours with lasers to kill all the woodland creatures ...and I learned to share at the end ..making my whole adventure totally pointless :P
Play Robot Wants Puppy Robot Wants Puppy Jul. 25, 2011
_____________________ I WANTED I I I I Kitty (And if nesc- I I esarry it's pet robot) I I I I For: Crimes against I I alien kind, frequent I I murder, destruction of I I property, tresspassing, I I consorting with crimin- I I als, and much more... I ______________________
Play Robot Wants Puppy Robot Wants Puppy Jul. 25, 2011
Despite being super kitty ...can't rescue a dog without a key?
Play Factory Balls 3 Factory Balls 3 Jul. 20, 2011
There must be some really weird ball conventions out there if this factory shows any baring on it :S
Play Man in Gap Man in Gap Jul. 18, 2011
So here I am minding my own business in an industrial plant ...and it keeps trying to kill me ...luckily I am a smart sumo wrestler ...and ex-cleaner...Life is tough.
Play Red Red Jul. 16, 2011
So here I am ...a random nipple ...and suddenly...
Play Globetrotter XL Globetrotter XL Jul. 11, 2011
One of the hardest hard badges I have ever gotten ...but well worth it, very educational ...I still suck at Geography :P
Play Flood Runner 3 Flood Runner 3 Jun. 27, 2011
In under 10 tries I had all acheivements to at least silver status and all the badges, but taking me from over 300,000,000 for touching the sky :( not cool. However the hero in this game obviously tops all others, I have seen him catch on fire, explode a human trap, run up walls, slip, slide, tame dragons, become superman, beat up monsters mid flight, glide, kill dinosaurs, run on clouds, face punch a shark, kill a sea serpent, and punch a hole through the head of a giant squid ...all while outrunning a wall of lava and water pro. :D No wonder god smites him with lightning ...he makes god look like a pussy :P
Play Chaos Faction 2 Chaos Faction 2 Jun. 25, 2011
A bit clunky especially with the controls, but still a great and highly addictive game :D
Play Fade Fade Jun. 24, 2011
Brilliantly artistic, I love the fact you have to earn colour :D Great game.
Play Loved Loved Jun. 21, 2011
This was a beautiful and thoughtful work of art. Immensely enjoyable. :D I love having a colourful and non-conforming life ;)
Play Belial Chapter 2 Belial Chapter 2 Jun. 20, 2011
Flogged it ;p I'd make a much better Satan. My pointless puzzle solving skills are amazing.
Play Sieger Sieger Jun. 10, 2011
Why are all these castles made of glass? Bit flimsy :P