I went into this not wanting to like it because it's a cash game, but...it's great. I am enjoying it immensely. I just hope I wont find myself in a position around floor 40 or 50 wherein I have to pay to viably continue.
Originally I just commented that this game was unfun. I have progressed further and wish to change that to "This game is housed in a server room located between the circles of hell for Fraud and Treachery. The developer is a sadist and this game should be banned from the internet. 3/5 because it works. Will never ever play again, have repressed memories of ever playing it."
Well made, just way too slow. Can't mute, cant skip dialogue, the pacing is so slow that I can't keep focused on it. Feels more like an interactive story than a game, which would be fine but it's kind of a bland story with tired humor.
Again, it's well made and I am sure a lot of people will find it a fun play, but for the rest of us give us the chance to play the game a bit faster and
without sound.
Decent demo for a flash game. I see absolutely no reason why you are charging $5 for this. For $5 these days you can snag games like Oblivion off PC. Why would anyone pay you $5 for a game that barely rivals the better free TD games on Kong? Maybe $1? Maybe. Shoulda settled for the $1500 and some premiums.
Once you realize you can charge your bullet time on things that kill you the game improves immensely. Once you start crushing the challenge times your replays looks fantastic. Great game, wish it was longer!
This game is both unfun and uninsteresting. It just kinda exists. If your gonna front page it you might as well put a forum up for it. Obviously paid for.