KnightofTime's Comments

Where do all these turtles come from?

This is madness. THIS. IS. SPART- Not now Argent.

McD's pooburgers are Proximity bombs when someone gets near them it goes off and they get infected

dude i unlocked the secret level where you have to escape from a laboratory with a magic gateway gun and the cake is a lie

i think by "next level" he means the next upgrade

WangWoman came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her Wang, drenching it. Before WangMan could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the MegaWang, WangWoman sunk her teeth into his Wang. He had put up a WangWoman poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the Wang his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of WangWorld decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of Wang, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of WangMan.