Kosedragen's Comments

Lagg? There's no lagg unless you played this on a typewriter from the middle of the 1800s. I sit on the crappiest of laptops now, and played this in style. Oh yes, that's probably the only way to play it, because this game is stylish. And addictive. You've got one thing right; people tend to get more excited about flashing lights and increasingly frequent texts saying "ACHIEVEMNT!", than they are for... Say, ice cream or hot girls. To be a one-button-mash game this is, I think, one of the best. But I don't think a single-button game will ever achieve fice stars. 4/5

Don't hate games that try to be deep and artistic. Hate the games that fail at it. This game falls kind of in the middle for me. While the idea behind it is sublime, the execution is a resounding "meh". I didn't hate it, but I didn't like it either. It's another artsy platformer with frustrating controls and a profound meaning. Boreing. You'd think the omnipotent... "Slaver", or whatnot, would have a larger spiteful vocabulary the "ugly" and "disgusting". It didn't completely fail in the "artsy and profound meaning"-department though. 3/5.

I concede defeat. Congratulations game, I am beaten fair and square, and it doesn't frustrate me. Because I felt the difficulty curve being almost linear, and that is to me an achievement in itself. It just came to the end where the puzzle was too hard for me. Good game. 4/5

Sorry, even following the walkthrough this game is unforgivably hard. It requires insane pinpoint accuracy and timing no human exerts... No ordinary human that is; people who go access Kongregate to have a little fun in their break or when they have absolutely nothing else to do. I am one of those people, and this is no fun for me. The game tells me to "experiment" on two levels. Fine, first one was not so hard, but the second time it wants me to make one crouch and the other jump of it's shoulders. Why, do you assume anyone without the precognitive and intuitive skills of a demi-god can guess this without looking at the walkthrough? First of all I didn't even know the little bugger could crouch, and secondly I did definitely not know he would leap of the other shits shoulders. I expected they'd do something anally. Like this game. 1/5.

Plus one hundred spee... I HATE YOU!

Ehm... There's something wrong with level 9. I watched the solution, and apparently the lift is supposed to go up and down, whereas it in the actual game only goes down and disappears.

Durr... It's mildly interesting, but I've got to say who the hell binds a move to Z+C? That's retarded. Especially if I'd like to keep mobile after using the idiotic DASH. You could've bound it to tapping one of the directional buttons quickly twice. Or to shift. Or ctrl... ANY other button in fact. I found myself stumbling back to the directional buttons, but instead I activated bullet time, switched weapons, got a bum rape and refrained from using the stupid move ever again. Why interpret something no player would use? Also, the difficulty curve after you've run out of perks and met the men in suits is stupidly of balance. Seriously. 3/5.

The game made both Opera and Firefox crash the instant i clicked Ready. Sooo, great, I guess?

Durr... Alright game I guess. It's too easy for one, and confusing... Yes, I know it's SUPPOSED to be comfusing and mind-boggling complex, but it's confusing in the wrong way. It's confusing like "where's the ball going to get stuck now"? And not mind boggling-complex. This game suffers from some clipping issues, but the grahics are really nice. Other than clipping issues, and this not being that much fun I'll rate it 3/5.

Get better computers then, don't blame the game for slow loading. Took me about 10 seconds to load.