About me
Obama’s Biography; By Me.
Obama was once a llama, a very tasty llama.
Mary went to bed, she banged her head and Obama became president.
Yay for plotholes and spelling errors!
Random Section. You have been warned. Gran: WTF!? HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A POLE DANCING SESSION WITH A GUINEA PIG IN THE DARK WHILST FARTING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM HOLDING A LIGHTER AND WEARING A THONG AT THE SAME FREEEEEEKING TIME1111! Wow. WHO THE HELL LET HER IN!?? Chuck Norris: Oooh. Riiiight. thats why i- i er- i’m going home n- I WILL NOT HAVE THAT LANGUAGE IN MY CORRIDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…
A bit of a moment there. anyway, time to actually write about me. Well, i play guitar. a lot. mabye too much. and that’s it! What an exciting life!!! yay fo-
Mind Controlling Guinea Pig!: FNARZINGDOINBONHISTERINGBLINDINGFISHPASTE! Did you just eat your chunky noodle soup? NO!!!!! BYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYE111 Pikachu, has just sent a world domination message to gordan brown, it said, ‘DUNT YA DARE TAK OUR WAFFLS, OR I USE MAI G@Y THUNDERSHUCK ATTCK!’(by the way he was gay, drunk and high on calpoll wen he done this and now gordon ramsey is now king of Equitdoor) hmph. i might need to go to:
‘DUMBEELDROES MAGIIKALL SCKHOOL FRO PEEPLES WHO CNAT SEPLL’ NEED FOOD. NEED MEAT LOAF!
Meat loaf: like a bat outta hell, i’ll b- Me: No. NO NO NO NO NO111!