FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “DAMN… THAT WAS FUN”
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste that stuff.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did
BEFORE MARRIGE:
Wife: Honey?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: Do you hate me?
Husband: No, why would you think that!
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of Course! Always have and always will!
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband: Never in my life!
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get!
Wife: Will you smack me?
Husband: No, why would I?
Wife: Do you think Im pretty?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: Honey!
AFTER MARRIGE: READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP
Cαℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση’т мαкє уσυ REAL,
Cαℓℓιηg мє DUMB ωση’т мαкє уσυ SMART,
Cαℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση’т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
Cαℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση’т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
Cαℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση’т мαкє уσυ NICE,
Cαℓℓιηg мє LAME ωση’т мαкє уσυ COOL,
Cαℓℓιηg мє NERDY ωση’т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
Sσ ωну вσтнєя?
єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg u this is true .Why does love have to hurt?….
1 ι иєє∂ тσ тєℓℓ уσυ α ѕє¢яєт ℓσ0к αт 5
2 тнє αиѕωєя ιѕ ℓ0σк αт 11
3 ∂σит gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 15
4 ¢αℓм ∂σωи ∂σи’т вє мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 13
5 fιяѕт ℓ0σк αт 2
6 ∂σит вє тнαт αиgяу ℓ0σк αт 12
7 ι נυѕт ωαитє∂ тσ ѕαу нι
8 ωнαт ι ωαитє∂ тσ тєℓℓ уσυ ιѕ…тнє αиѕωєя ιѕ σи 14
9 вє ραтιєит ℓ0σк αт 4
10 тнιѕ ιѕ тнє ℓαѕт тιмe, ℓ0σк αт 7
11 ι нσρє уσυ’яє иσт мα∂ ωнєи ι ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 6
12 ѕσяяу ℓ0σк αт 8
13 ∂σи’т gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 10
14 ι ∂σит киσω нσω тσ ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 3
15 уσυ мυѕт вє яєαℓℓℓℓℓℓу мα∂ ℓ0σк αт иυмвєя 4
12 facts I know about u
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts
Copy and paste, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what
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