Krystar's profile

^{*[Kongregate Notice: Krystar has officially been declared a Permanent Resident of the League of Gamers.*}
[-RKVKENK]
(but every so often he takes a vacation and visits yurameshe in “The Van”. At least this is where she was last time =)

Pretty much taken fall of 2010 to summer of 2011 off and will take the next two years playing very slightly. The badge whore in me weeps.

This will be very long, breaking away from my usual lazy self and not putting anything in my profile for the last…just over 3.5 months. There is a secret meaning behind this paragraph, but only if you read every sentence carefully and ponder it. I enjoy pie. I like apples (i hate apples). If you just read this sentence, ponder its meaning. Does it have a meaning? Well it does. It means that you were persistent enough to follow my directions and that you read each and every sentence. It also means that you can sometimes be an idiot without knowing it. This is true for all things in life. Thank you for reading “The completely useless yet not completely useless paragraph” paradox. Now, screw that that was just some fun =P***
Hm… I am a guy, and my name is Chris. However, I do like somethings that most guys will not boast they are proud of. I will use smileys at the end of almost every sentence ^^ My profile picture is a polar bear, to clarify. Some descripe it as a white blob, others as a cat, or the most painful one to date from a friend, a sheep. What the hell?! a sheep?? In fact, you see a baby polar bear if you follow this link “http://www.firstpeople.us/pictures/bear/Polar_Bears/1600×1200/Playful_Baby_Polar_Bear-1600×1200-Bandwidth-thief.jpg” As you can see, it is a baby polar bear. Why have I included a cute baby polar bear as my avatar? For many reasons, two of which are I’m a gentle person and two because an adult polar bear’s face covered in blood ripping out the guts of a dead seal is just not as awesome in my opinion, though some of you may beg to differ.*
I have other things to do besides Kongregate, although many of my friends, both here and in real life, don’t believe so. I am a permanent resident of the League of Gamers. Others are too. Most who declare themselves so are my friends, and include racefan12 and moses78, theosoft and ketsy. I have never been in another room except for the war, and to find yurameshe, one of the greatest people on this site/in the world.*
I have no running record of how many badges exist on Kongregate, or my number of total badged. I have enough of a life that i will not go through and count the # of easy, medium, hard, and impossible badges i have, though I will say i have only 9 pages of badges left. I try my best not to rate games for points, unless I am very annoyed and just want to get to the next level, without playing a game. My general laziness defines my character, as normally i would have 30 abbreviations in this huge description, one being the abbreviation of abbreviation.*
However, here is a list of my Kongregate life, my real one will follow after. And yes to all you bastards who don’t think so, I have a life.*
Most sough after badges top 5:*
1) DTD 1.5 Imp, hard, and Medium – Some people truly love this game, and others, who completely fail at this and only this TD game, are pissed off. I am pretty sure I am the only one here who falls into this catagory 2) Death Dice Overdose Hard – This game pisses me off, and yet I love it. This is true insight into my character, because i love games that piss the hell out of me and I don’t know why. 3) Ring Pass Not Hard – Half of these are the opposite of Racefan’s, but he inspired me to do this so thank you =P 4) Frantic Imp – I truly had this badge. Lvl 10 boss, and what? i get hit almost right before he dies. Do i have the energy, will, patience, or strength to go on? No i do not, I say “Screw this” and yet i still want that badge. This is like me and spicy foods, where i love them but am pretty crap at handling spicy foods. 5) Kongai Hard – I love this game and cannot wait for the new cards to come out, as I had read somewhere that they would.*
Most Proud of Badges Top 5:*
1) Meat Boy and Meat Boy Map Pack Imps – These just take pure skill, which i have a limited reserve of. That and patience =) 2) Epic War and Epic War 2 hard badges – The most epic time sink in the world, fortunately i have time, because for 3 periods i can get on Kongregate and play =) 3) Cell Warfare Hard badge – Not only does this make the game so much easier to do the Imp badge, but it also marks true obsession. Yay 4) Ragdoll Ninja Hard badge – This game takes true skills, and what pisses me off is i tried for like 1 hour, left, came back and owned the game. 5) Last Stand Sniper badge – Headshots. The God of Headshots. What? No that last part isnt true, but this proves that your pretty damn accurate with a hunting rifle ^.~ 6) Loops of Zen – As I stated before I love games that piss me off, and this one took the cake. And yet I love it.*
Current Goals:*
None, because thats the kind of lazy bastard I am.*
So, my real life is shrouded in mystery. At the age of 11 I had a traumatic brain injury and had insomnia. What I am about to tell you is all true, or so my parents claim.*
I am a guy. I live in the greatest place on earth(California). I am Asian (and proud!) I love pie. (Does anyone really need to tell you you love pie?)*
Then, there is my current life. The same girl who pushed me into despair brought me out. The same awesome girl who I’m still friends with. *
My favorite quote “Don’t cry when the sun goes out, because then you can’t see the STARS”*
In fact, there is only one thing about me that you don’t know, and that is who the hell is this guy. Lets leave that mystery to you =)*
Final Notes:
- If you find any typos in this, please leave me a shout, its a pain to read this myself =P (and thank you to racefan for getting me to do this if I haven’t said that already but I don’t really care how long it is, yours is longer because it has more spaces.) – Thank you for reading all the way to the end =) – Yurameshe and Ketsy rock! (just because i knew them first!) – Moses and Theosoft rock! – Void_dust is my cousin, go bother him for me. =P – I like books, videogames, and sports. I’m a weird person. Deal with it. – Another completely awesome bastard who doesn’t know I’m putting his name here is THUNDA! =)*
and yes there is more after the final notes. Despite the crazy lack of statistics and amount of mind boggling information, I would like to tell you something that you really should know. I see badges are a challenge, and being extremely competitive in nature, I feel like I have to do that challenge.*
Lastly Lastly Lastly:*
I. Like. Chocolate Chip Cookies! w00t! liero is the second greatest game on the web, if you would like to try it type Openlierox beta 8 download for (if your on windows or a mac, type it here) and down load it. Find a guy named “Puma” or “Poomah” and tell him that beast sent you. If he acts like your weird tell him Joey. sent you. with the period. Pause between your periods guys ;) yes the guys. and beware of breast cancer! its in men too! BEWARE!*
by the way, thank you jim and emily greer for creating this awesome site, the mods and admins to keep it running, AND…. greg for making the badges, even though there should be so many more releases that should have them, we know you’re trying your best! =)*
*thank you for reading to the VERY end. if demanded by popular amount of shouts, which is unlikely due to my unknown status here, then i will have a list of favorite games, not included on the list of “favorite” games here on the site ;D
thank you for reading to the VERY end. if demanded by popular amount of shouts, which is unlikely due to my unknown status here, then i will have a list of favorite games, not included on the list of “favorite” games here on the site ;D,*
Life Rocks! except for when it sucks! which it does now. we took a poll in class ;D*
ok kewl I’m done now.*
LAZINESS FOR THE WIN!*
oh and… at the moment I’m so pissed give me a cow, and soon you’ll have barbeque beef, the hatred in my eyes is that intense.*
Also, racefan, my profile has more actual text than yours, copy into word and count the number of characters, mine owns yours =)
P.S. How long did u spend reading this thing? = (DISCLAIMER: racefan12 my advice was pefectly legit… u probably screwed up =P seriously. only fight the bosses. get ALL the treasure chests. fight anything in the way of the treasure chests. only upgrade the stat u need [i.e warrior would upgrade strngth 3 times per lvl. mage would do the same with intellect.] then try to avoid fights as much as possible. thats all i did. and it worked! but u have to not make stupid decisions too =P clerics will save ur ass here too…. BUT I WAS RIGHT CUZ THATS ALL I DID AND I GOT IT! disclaimer/helpfulwalkthrough/rant over =)