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My favourite animal is a llama..:} Some say it's a weird choice, but if you don't love them, who will? :P Wait! Whats your rush? Whats your hurry? You gave me such a -- fright I thought you was a ghost Half a minute can't you sit? Sit you down! Sit! All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks! Did you come in for a pie, sir? Do forgive me if me head's a little vauge... ...What is that? But you'd think we had the plague From the way that people' Keep avoidin' NO you don't! Heaven knows I try, Sir! But there's no-ones comes and even to inhale... ...Right you are sir would you like a drop of ale? Mind you, I can hardly blame them These are probably the worst pies in London I know why nobody cares to take them I should know - I make em But good? No! The worst pies in London Even thats polite The worst pies in London If you doubt it, take a bite-- Is that just disgusting? You have to concede it Its nothing but crusting Here drink this, youll need it The worst pies in London And no wonder with the price of meat What it is When you get it Never Thought Id live to see the day Mend think it was a treat Finding poor Animals Wot are dyin in the street Mrs. Moony has a pie shop Does a business, but I notice somethin weird-- Lately all her neighbours cats have disappeared Have to hand it to her Wot I calls Enterprise Poppin pussies into pies Wouldnt do in my shop Just the thought of its enough to make you sick And Im telling you them pussy cats is quick No denyin times is hard, sir Even harder than the worst pies in London Only lard and nothing more Is that just revolting? All greasy and gritty It looks like its molting And tastes like-- well, pity A woman alone With limited wind And the worst pies in London! 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