Lancer873's profile

Modded on Thursday, October 15, 2009…

Despite my best efforts, that strange, unidentified M next to my name still won’t go away. I’m pretty sure it’s what causes half the people on Kong to hate me and the other half to suck up to me, and I’ll keep trying to find a way to get the darned thing away, but for now, I guess I’ll have to live with it. I suspect that some hackers put it there as a prank while I was away at the mod training, but all attempts to figure out who they were have failed.

My favorite animal is the penguin, the field of work I’m interested in going into is biochemistry or organic chemistry, I’m intelligent and easily bored by a lack of challenge, and one thing I hate about my life more than anything is that I am forced to take it one step at a time.

Now for the obligatory quotes…

irishrapier: if you’re drunk how come you’re typing so well?
crazytothe11th: im naturally good thaYs why

AlisonClair: If Jim decided he didn’t want the word “chicken” said on the site he could say “mods, instantly ban anyone who says chicken.”

Bobthepenguin: I gave ya back the DM book…
warlockboy: and I gave it to this rabid squirrel _points
warlockboy: Time: SQUEAL RAWR! REEE!

xetsilb: The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn’t sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch.

Draconoxious: So you missed it lancer I was driven halfway to insanity and back by this room earlier
Draconoxious: there were more Trolls in here than a Harry Potter Cosplay convention.

jertog: Because I am me, and no one is as awesome as someone with a God complex.

crapes: you spellt potter ronge
Lancer873: You spelt spelt wrong :P

TheLightDemon: B told me to protect his flowers.
Dracowulfen: If B told you to jump off a cliff, would you do it?
Dracowulfen: If B told you to molest a kindergartener…
Fluffy_Panda: If I had a bungee cord, Draco.
Fluffy_Panda: o.o

Lancer7: Lol Lancer873 ^^
Lancer873: O_o
Lancer873: Well… there’s only one thing to say upon finding a second Lancer:
Lancer873: I shall call him…
Lancer873: Mini-me!

piemonkey: Spiders are gods way of telling us we’re all little girls.

Here’s some old history of my time on Kongregate that I decided to keep around for Nostalgia’s sake. I’m not gonna bother formatting it since chances are nobody’s gonna read it anyways, but here it is:
I started out in the room Road Scholars, which was watched over by the mod McKain. There I met Djkittn, who was referred to as Queen of Road Scholars. She was probably the nicest person in Road Scholars, but eventually she left Road Scholars and went to League of Gamers in search of a room that was protected from trolls. I spent a little while in Road Scholars, partially confused, partially disbelieving that she left, fortunately djkittn came back for a visit for a bit one day and explained things to me. I spent a little bit longer in Road Scholars, then packed up and went to LoG. Unfortunately, that wasn’t the greatest place either, and trolls were common. After a good while of not seeing kittn on I tried PMing her, and she responded telling me that she went to The Garden. This seemed to be the room that I would spend the rest of my days at Kong at, under the watchful eyes of the dual mods MeMe44 and Butterfly623, and I certainly stayed there for quite a while. However, after a while MeMe44 got her own room, The Village, and moved there. I stayed in The Garden for a while, but Butterfly623 wasn’t on quite enough to keep all of the trolls out, and eventually I moved to The Garden, even though it meant leaving the nicest member I knew. After spending a little while in The Village, I decided to become migrant, and now my penguins and I move happily around the chat. As of now though, I’ve become mostly rooted into The Garden.
So yeah that’s about it… I don’t know what else I should put here…

Finally, here’s a text based penguin for your entertainment:
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