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Lapper: Why do I get the feeling Kong used to be more fun? 　　　　　　　 Lapper: I mean, I know the challenges have always been this bad. 　　　　　　 Lapper: That hasn't changed. 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 Lapper: Greg has got to be doing so much coke. Lapper: Like, obscene amounts of coke, all up off the office floor. 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 Lapper: Just every Thursday morning. 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 Office Lackey: Mr. Greg, what are we going to do about the challenge? 　　　 Nemo: lmao 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 Greg: Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...what's a game everyone hates? 　　　　　　　　 Office Lackey: Um, Vector Conflict? 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 Greg: Yeah, do that one.

  • Member Since: May. 17, 2007
  • Last Login: Nov. 22, 2009
  • Current Points: 13597
  • Comments: 152
  • Location: The Cantina! Vorpal's in there! He's still a person! =3
  • Website: http://digg.com/users/Lapper
  • Age: 19
  • Sex: Male
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Multifaceted Portfolio (completed)
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Multifaceted Portfolio Badge (hard - 30 points)
Collect any 50 trophies in Tower of Greed
Acquired Nov. 21, 2009

Lapper's Dragon Age Armory (What's this?)

Sword (4/5)
sword 1 earned sword 2 earned sword 3 earned sword 4 earned sword 5 unearned
Gifted By:
Nemoso, L3viath3nt, NemoHasSwords, and Vorpal_Steak
Bow (1/5)
bow 1 earned bow 2 unearned bow 3 unearned bow 4 unearned bow 5 unearned
Gifted By:
NotNemo
Axe (2/5)
axe 1 earned axe 2 earned axe 3 unearned axe 4 unearned axe 5 unearned
Gifted By:
Acidflamenemo and Nemolito
Mace (2/5)
mace 1 earned mace 2 earned mace 3 unearned mace 4 unearned mace 5 unearned
Gifted By:
bklin2 and azrash

Shouts & Whispers

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BrokenShard
Nov. 11, 2009

I’ll pretend you saved me from zombies as a sign of friendship, even though I know you did it for the points.

What happens in real life when there are no points? Will you protect me from zombies then?
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BrokenShard
Jul. 29, 2009

YAY!!! Level 43!
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starghost
Jul. 01, 2009

also, that was me. Ana logs into my laptop quite often. You know what´s to blame.

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Lapper's comments

Game Comments
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 2
Epic Battle Fantasy 2
 Sep. 20, 2009
I suppose I'll pose the question. Why are the checkpoints so far apart? One shouldn't have to complete 5 or more stages just to save the game. This makes even normal mode impossibly difficult, particularly when bosses can take out both characters in a matter of a single move.
Play Run
Run
 Aug. 27, 2009
What I don't understand about this engine is why the developer, instead of simply making the average hole size larger, seemed to create a trap door-style floor directly around the holes. This doesn't make any sense. If you're able to fall through it, I'd rather you didn't tell me it was a floor.
Play Scriball
Scriball
 Jan. 22, 2009
First of all, allow me to say that I like the concept of this game. I find it an entertaining idea and I think that it could make for a wonderful game. This is not that game. The execution on this is is rather poor, and needed some serious reworking *before* it was released. The most prominent flaw, of course, is the line, itself. I can see the dev has attempted to employ the floor/ceiling concept as demonstrated in Line Rider, but he has failed miserably. Only when the line is flat does it "count" as a floor, and any deviation from that turns it into a ceiling, which the ball gladly flies right through into certain death. This is absolutely ridiculous. It's almost as if the line ceases to exist as soon as you change directions. Also, the hard badge for this game was obviously not closely looked-over before being instated, as playing this entire game three times over does not exactly constitute "enjoyable" or "worth 30 points at best".
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