IM PORTANT MESSAGE!!!:
READ MY WHOLE PROFILE THEN MESSAGE ME IN SOME WAY SAYING HOW GOOD, BAD OR FUNNY MY PROFILE IS! That is it.
Pretends to be a man
Hello! My name is Pedophile. I am 46 years old. I have a brother named Virgin and he is 40. We call him 40 year old Virgin. Also, I have a sister, first name Fuck and last name You. She is 21 and HAWT!
Goes back to normal
Hi, my name is Lauryn Wunderle. I live In Nyan Cat world. I am actually 13 years old and Im almost 14. Locter is probally my closest friend and me and Duck are now friends. Nyan Cat world is the best place eva! There are ice cream mountains, chocolate rivers, gummie bear trampolines and all that stuff! My avatar might say Im a pedo but Im not. Some people think Im rude but once you get to know me Im atually nice. (I acutally live in WA)
These are 3 of my favorite things to say:
“TROLOLOL!!!”
“Fi uoy anc aedr stih ehnt uory a lepiphdeo.” Try to figure it out. If you have, whisper me what you think it is.
And “I wanna cwookie! Pwease give me a cwookie! GIVE ME A CWOOKIE OR EWSE!!!!!!!!!!”
This is something extra…
Pedophile talk:
“Boner! Boner! Boner!” “Aww man she is fucking sexy!” “I wanna fuck her!” “Ohhhh Yeeaaaahhhh” “Im getting my boner on because of that sexy chick!” Moan
That is all for my profile. Hoped you liked it!
P.S. Dont forget to tell me how good my profile is. Also if you want me to add something I will as long as its not too gross. (Not much things gross me out)
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