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"Sometimes it's better to be quiet and thought a fool, than to speak and known to be one." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "A gunshot sounds the same in every language" ============================== ============================== Malachi is God of my Profile ============================== ============================== the_squall is the King of my Profile ============================== ============================== DragonFlame997 is the Protector of my Profile ============================== ============================== Ducklette is the Goddess of my Profile ============================== ============================== Sakuya is the Queen of my Profile ============================== ============================== hellocaitlyn is the Pet of my Profile ============================== ============================== NegativeBlue is the Jester of my Profile ============================== ============================== Looper is the Court-Jester of my Profile ============================== zaraki is the Hamster Overlord of my Profile ============================== ============================== SlaherX is the Stud of my Profile ============================== ============================== MonochromeMolly is the Kong Mommy of my Profile ============================== ============================== My Current Idle Game Is: Idlekips ============================== ============================== DragonFlame997 says (1:06 AM): I wish I had a lady friend _____________________________________ LazloZania says (1:06 AM): If you had balls, you would. ============================== ============================== It's summertime, so I am on as much as possible, unless I am with my girlfriend. ============================== ============================== The correct plural for Sasquatch is "a tangle of Sasqui" ============================== ============================== Helpful Links: _____________________________________ Kongregate Friends Widget: _____________________________________ http://www.kongregate.com/forums/1/topics/7380?page=9 _____________________________________ or _____________________________________ http://kong.arcaneCoder.com/blog _____________________________________ Kongregate's Modfriend Account: _____________________________________ http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Modfriend _____________________________________ Kongregate's Terms of Use: _____________________________________ http://www.kongregate.com/pages/terms _____________________________________ How to Become a Moderator: _____________________________________ http://www.kongregate.com/pages/help#become _____________________________________ Behavior Guidelines: _____________________________________ http://www.kongregate.com/pages/conduct ============================== ============================== MY PREFERRED DEFINITION OF "Lazlo": _____________________________________ Lazlo Woodbine. A gentleman well practiced in the ancient art of dimac, once an understudy of the great Hugo Rune (the inventor of amongst other things, the jumbo jet and blu-tac) becoming an accomplished private detective with many exploits being serialised in the novels by P.P.Penrose. _____________________________________ Quote: "...by jove, I do believe I've just been Lazlo'd. As you take your last dying breath, I thank Lazlo for showing me the error of my ways and ending my day's so mercifully!" ============================== ============================== My Labels: _____________________________________ If you would like to leave me a label and I do not talk to you regularly, or if you do not have one in here already, please feel free to leave a shout/whisper of a label you want to give me, or just tell me in chat. _____________________________________ yin_teng says I'm a "stalker." _____________________________________ SlidingDice says I'm "wacky." _____________________________________ raraldor says I'm "funny." _____________________________________ hellocaitlyn says I'm a "sexy beast." _____________________________________ UzumakiNaruto says I'm a "hawt sexy chunk of man-meat." _____________________________________ bookboy44 says I'm a "pretty cool guy." _____________________________________ G11Ownsall says I'm "loyal and trustworthy" and "a beast." _____________________________________ ShizukaFire says I'm "amazing, cute, sweet, considerate, thoughtful, handsome, passive, relaxing, calming, funny, adorable, and awesome." ============================== ============================== Please refrain from asking me to add you. If I like you, I will add you. I rarely add someone upon the instance of meeting them, or anytime within the day of meeting them. If you are a respectable member, kind, and thoughtful of others, I will end up adding you in the (near possibly) future. So just stay active and keep in contact with me, and I will add you at one point. ============================== ============================== My username, LazloZania, is in NO WAY derived from the television cartoon "Camp Lazlo". I had been using this username well before I had even found out about that show, so please do NOT try to tell me that's where I got it from, because I made this username. I KNOW why I made it. ============================== ============================== Im me. Just me. Not you. If I wanted to be you, then I would be, but I'm not. HAHA! So yeah. By the way, my real name is Cody. You can call me Lazlo, Laz, Cody, pretty much anything appropriate by my terms. If you want to give me a crazy nickname, just ask me, and I'll let you know if you can call me it. Just like how ChoiceUnintended calls me Logan. :P ============================== ============================== My Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/LazloZania _____________________________________ My Yahoo Messenger: LazloZania321@yahoo.com _____________________________________ My MSN: LazloZania@live.com _____________________________________ My Gamertag: LazloZania _____________________________________ If you add me, just leave a shout and whisper with your email so I know who it is. ============================== ============================== FUNNY QUOTES: _____________________________________ Allieee: Stick your head in a toilet, Cat Woman. _____________________________________ BiggPapa: traumatize? you mean like walking in on mom and dad "stunlocking"? _____________________________________ Blackto: Black is back! _____________________________________ Blackto: I am insania about Zania! _____________________________________ BlondeChick101: guys...are gay _____________________________________ charredmonkeys: *phew* laz isn't a liar. _____________________________________ ChoiceUnintended: okie, i need my fingers for a sec so i'm gonna be a little quiet _____________________________________ Dossage: but it's much harder than it seems at first... _____________________________________ dragonflame997: My hands smell funny... _____________________________________ Garozerg: *laughs and cant wait to tell everyone that Lazlo gave him AIDS* _____________________________________ GD_FierceDeity1: *kisses Lazlo* >;P _____________________________________ GD_FierceDeity1: *kisses lazlo with endless kisses of love* XD _____________________________________ hellocaitlyn: i would totally make out with cody _____________________________________ looming_darkness: " It rubs the lotion on the skin" Laz _____________________________________ Malachi: AIDS is a laughing matter. _____________________________________ McBankington: MOM GET THE HELL OUT IM BOWFLEXIN? _____________________________________ McBankington: A long ass ****ing time ago n a town called kickapoo, there lived a humble family religouse through and through...? _____________________________________ mpchick2424: lazlo u need a quote from me _____________________________________ hehiddenself: 's a cocktease _____________________________________ the_squall: Is that all everyone knows how to do, is attack someone's character. It is really getting old. =\ _____________________________________ VAMPXIII: I don't make girls floss while they eat ;) _____________________________________ yin_teng: lazlo will be mine ;p _____________________________________ yumdubaby: u look like an australian ex-con _____________________________________ Zimlock: "I'm living too long, and have loads of money to spare, so I went down to my local tobacconist and got me some cigarettes." ============================== ============================== QUOTES OF FAILURE: _____________________________________ UzumakiNaruto: The Naked Brother's Band is great. ============================== ============================== -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ MY FAVORITE SELF QUOTES: _____________________________________ LazloZania: If Jesus is the opposite of water, wouldn't that make him the absence of life? _____________________________________ LazloZania: I try to keep some peace in MalFunction, considering I grew up here since I joined Kong. Alas, I am not a Mod, so most people don't listen. Heck, even if I was a Mod, people wouldn't listen, just for kicks. _____________________________________ LazloZania: "Kongregate. It gives you something to talk about." _____________________________________ LazloZania: Your an alt/clone with alts? Wow, thats 3rd generation fail... _____________________________________ LazloZania: I love when one of my grenades lands right on a downed enemy, and you see him blow up and spread all over the battlefield like cheese on a cracker. _____________________________________ LazloZania: My biggest dream on Kongregate is to contribute to the site in any way possible, whether it be being a good member, becoming a mod, or just helping people. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ ============================== ============================== MY BEST OF FRIENDS ON KONG: _____________________________________ 1spore2 _____________________________________ bookboy44 _____________________________________ charredmonkey _____________________________________ ChoiceUnintended _____________________________________ DragonFlame997 _____________________________________ hellocaitlyn _____________________________________ Looper _____________________________________ Malachi _____________________________________ PoodleLucy _____________________________________ the_squall _____________________________________ Xdeadly_desiresX _____________________________________ yumdubaby _____________________________________ zaraki ============================== ============================== {room:Malfunction, Teh Bleachers, Feed the Ducks}

  • Age: 17
  • Sex: Statutory or Premeditated
Latest Achievements
 
Pixel Splitter (completed)
Pixel Splitter (completed)
Pixel Splitter Badge (easy - 5 points)
Destroy 100 enemies in Pixelvader
Acquired Oct. 24, 2009

LazloZania's Dragon Age Armory (What's this?)

Sword (1/5)
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Bow (0/5)
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Blood_BathxX Developer_icon
Oct. 22, 2009

ZOMBIFIED BITCH.

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Thunda
Oct. 11, 2009

I…. I LOVE YOU.

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Thunda
Oct. 11, 2009

Did you get that image yet? :P

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Play Word Bricks
Word Bricks
Aug. 13, 2009
I agree with mlstdragon, I think the block speed shoudl gradually increase with the more points you get. Maybe add levels?
Play Planet Basher 2
Planet Basher 2
Aug. 10, 2009
I wish there wasn't a limit on how many planets you could use. D:
Play Super Xtreme 5 Minute Shoot Em Up
Super Xtreme 5 Minute Shoot Em Up
Aug. 05, 2009
This game is just too fast paced, it's no fun, just annoying.
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