LeesusFreak's Comments

Game Comments
Play Dungeon Overlord Dungeon Overlord Nov. 12, 2012
Oh god, I heard Peer Gynt (In the Hall of the Mountain King) and I was instantly sold. Until I started playing the game and it wanting all my moneys.
Play Utopian Mining Utopian Mining May. 07, 2012
Whoever is systematically downvoting comments, there are benign users who will right those you've wronged. Read: Stop trolling, fools.
Play Super Villainy Super Villainy Apr. 27, 2012
When my girlfriend asked what I was doing, I told her "Trying to avoid being falcon-punched by a giant space squid while I murder his extended family". She then casually informed me that I'd be sleeping alone tonight...
Play Legends of Kong Legends of Kong Oct. 04, 2011
Early on, Brass Knuckles + Counter + Super Punch + Auto-Melee = (Vegetarian?) Mike Tyson on steroids. (I'm on stage 8 and haven't needed to change it yet)
Play Crystal Story Crystal Story Sep. 23, 2011
The tile Zombie Defense game really needs the option to have a tileset that's easier to look at... I want to love it, but every time I try my eyes threaten to go on strike. Seriously, less is more sometimes.
Play Penguin Overlords Penguin Overlords Jul. 19, 2011
Playing this game makes me want a pimped out purple umbrella... And to be very afraid of bats.
Play Mr Vengeance Act-I Mr Vengeance Act-I Jul. 18, 2011
Can someone please inform me as to how glass bottles are more lethal than bullets? ...Seriously, I really wanna know.
Play Goin Up Goin Up Jul. 13, 2011
Rufus must've just bought Duke Nukem: Forever. I know I had his reaction.
Play Castaway 2 Castaway 2 May. 21, 2011
Also, the "Dances with Loomis" quest never unlocked, even though a notification said it had upon meeting the prerequisites.
Play Castaway 2 Castaway 2 May. 21, 2011
Only the MC's sprite changes when quality is adjusted, and mute doesn't work-- all it does it dampen the sound, not turn it off.
Play Doodle God 2 Doodle God 2 May. 09, 2011
I lol'd at the Margaritaville category.
Play Dungeon Cleaner Dungeon Cleaner Apr. 07, 2011
I WANT to like this game, I really do... But the terrible jumping controls make Megaman II's jumps look like a cakewalk.
Play Steelcurse Steelcurse Apr. 01, 2011
How is crit chance determined? How much does 1 point of Luck raise it?
Play Pestilence Z Pestilence Z Mar. 21, 2011
If that lone pickup truck was a cameo of Pokemon Red & Blue's, then this, sir, is a truely momentous game.
Play Mitoza Mitoza Feb. 28, 2011
A happy bowling ball just opened its brain to eat a cherry served by a fish in a tuxedo. What refreshing blend of illegal substances and narcotics must the developer have consumed while creating this masterpiece?
Play Mech Defender Mech Defender Feb. 19, 2011
The first 20 waves can be survived flawlessly by camping the bottom-most corner. Seriously, I didn't even take damage until wave 21. >_>
Play Burrito Bison Burrito Bison Feb. 17, 2011
For the rocket, instead of "Time your clicks to hit the most enemies" it should say: "Hold the button down until you trigger the FLUFFY PUNCH OF DEATH".
Play Arcuz (Full Version) Arcuz (Full Version) Jan. 29, 2011
Anyone know what the difference is between an item with a blue-gradient background and normal? Stat-wise, they seem identical on my leather gloves...
Play Champions of chaos Champions of chaos Jan. 11, 2011
As a grammar Nazi, the terrible Engrish in the game bothers me. But otherwise, great game. The little things are what lessen its potential, 4.5/5.
Play Champions of chaos Champions of chaos Jan. 10, 2011
Paladins PWN due to their Mana regen and huge DPT counts with Holy Quake.