City Saves the World
One fine night in RIP
city; Roild, TheLastGamer, Leonheart, and
LastActionCowboy were in the middle of an epic game of shelly. “We can beat
these two.” gamer said to Cowboy as he moved next to him. But little did gamer
know, this was a dumb idea on his part for Roild was about to fire a nuke at the
both of them. The nuke was fired, Gamer and Cowboy were caught in a huge hole.
F*** yes said Roild , but he was secretly yelling at himself inside because
Kongregate chat censored the other three letters. Succeeding Roild’s nuke, Leon
fired an airstrike at the two who were caught in the hole made by the nuke. By
repeating these same moves, Roild and Leon won the game by a Longshot.
Suddenly the four shelly players felt a small tremor. They ran to find the
source of this earthquake. When the got there they found that Justinkings had
ripped off LightBrightPablo’s dick and proceeded to rape him. This was not a big deal in RIP city for two reasons. The first reason is that any amputated body
part would be thrown in the RIP city soup and would eventually grow back. The
second reason is that Leon had a closet full of spare body parts.