Latest Activity: Played Hostile Ally Defense (May 12, 2013 8:24pm)
Points needed for next level: 87 Level
Found in a forest at the age of 3, my past unknown except that i was raised by racoons, the monks of Abby raised me till i ran away at the age of 12 to be taken in by a railroad company that transported stolen gorilla’s from the west to east coast. Leaving them around Quebec I swam to Newfoundland on the backs of sea turtles and was taken in by pirates before i made it all the way. Having been taught their methods i proceeded to hijack a government submarine and crash it in to PEI where the local natives attempted to roast me until i escaped with several battle wounds and a boat that i took back to the mainland. Using pirate techniques i hitched aboard an airplane till around Alberta where i managed to grab a parachute before they threw me off. Landing safely in a swimming pool in Edmonton, i hitch hiked down to Calgary where i do nothing but play sykrim and chill.