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Well I was raised in Alaska by German Milkmaids. They taught me their language and way of communicating to animals such as the penguin and the polar bear. When I was 15 I took a spiritual journey into the wilderness when I had a vision of Bob Barker screaming at the elderly to spin the giant wheel of destiny. It was on that day that I decided to come to California to discover my calling and one day defeat Bob Sagot in a larping match like no other.