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You get attacked by a wild ape, then it decides that your arm doesn’t need to be there.. it rips it off and then throws it off of a cliff. you manage to get away, as it is throwing it off. and then after that you go to a stream to wash all the blood off of your clothes and find help, you notice a cheetah watching your every move.. it strikes you and slices open your back.. and then takes a chunk of you and leaves.. you try to limp away but you see a spartan! you try to run away but it keeps attacking you.. it throws a spear at you, and you try to run away. (Ehhhh Ehhhh! you say) and then the spartan notices you’re alive so he takes the spear out of your back.. you scream of course and then he stabs you again and walks off…. WELL again he noticed you’re alive, and your voice is getting weaker.. (Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh……….. softly) he turns around and see’s that you’re still alive he’s like WHAT THE CRAP! DIE ALREADY!!!!! then throws a knife at you.. you dont have enough breath to scream so you just fall over.. he watches you closely this time to make sure you’re dead.. but you just happen to get up, and try to walk away. the spartan says JUST DIE!!!!!!!! So the spartan throws 10 knifes (5 in each hand) and you just happen to turn around at that moment and you get slit down your face.. so you die this time (but the spartan notices that your chest is still moving.. from you breathing. (so he yells: DIE!!!!! OH MY GOD JUST DIE ALREADY I DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH YOU..) so he picks him up and throws him in the river.. but he hits a rock so he doesn’t go downstream.. you’re still alive at this point,,, you try to say stop but you cant and then the spartan chops off all of your limbs and stabs your head and you die..

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