Loius' Comments

Game Comments
Play The Valley Rule The Valley Rule Jul. 07, 2014
It looks gorgeous but I want so much more gameplay.
Play Contract Wars Contract Wars May. 18, 2014
I love how every single sentence is in horribly mangled english. Take a smidgen of the pay-to-win bribe money you're getting and hire someone to translate your text to something that makes sense. Hell, I'll do it for cheap. "How flew the projectiles that hit"? Come ON.
Play Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go Go! Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go Go! Apr. 10, 2014
In Soviet Russia, what the hell! :D
Play BloodRealm BloodRealm Feb. 08, 2014
Can't I just play the game? Please? I just want to play it. Playing for hours without a break is what I want to do.
Play Yu-Gi-Oh! BAM Yu-Gi-Oh! BAM Dec. 16, 2013
aaaagh ccg card multiplayer not agaiiiin kongregate what the what are you doin
Play Steampunk Tower Steampunk Tower Nov. 27, 2013
man that beeping at the beginning really hurts.
Play Town of Fears Town of Fears Oct. 29, 2013
The 'you hit here' icon is always significantly behind where the actual indicator is, for me. I have to click near the end of the highlighted area to get it to land in the center.
Play Innkeeper Innkeeper Oct. 17, 2013
No T.V.?! GUESS I'LL BE A FURRY THEN
Play BattleCry BattleCry Oct. 10, 2013
i don't get it it says 'multiplayer', but it doesn't keep asking me for money ... can games do that?
Play Samsara Room Samsara Room Sep. 24, 2013
i feel enlightened
Play Dragon Pals Dragon Pals Sep. 15, 2013
Gotta hit this with one star before someone decides it needs badges
Play Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Sep. 15, 2013
It's pronounced "soh crates", wright?
Play Color Link-a-Pix Light Vol 2 Color Link-a-Pix Light Vol 2 Aug. 26, 2013
You gotta have a click to start/stop dragging option, all these tiny movements with one hand are gonna raise carpal tunnel occurences by half. :<
Play Pandemic 2 Pandemic 2 Aug. 13, 2013
aw hell no not thi-- oh, did it in 2008. okay. hi bye
Play Dawn of Darkness Dawn of Darkness Aug. 06, 2013
I would be pretty insulted to see my nice art assets used in a pile of crap like this. I hope you paid your artists well, 'cause this is nothing but art.
Play Pretentious Game 3 Pretentious Game 3 Jul. 26, 2013
When loving lovers love, the loving love on wings of golden loving love we fly above; their love is such a soft and precious love; it's love. A loving love is all we seem to need when we're in loving love.
Play Icarus Needs Icarus Needs Jul. 19, 2013
Backtracking: The Game! Now with improved chuckles. :)
Play Game of Thrones Ascent Game of Thrones Ascent Jul. 15, 2013
I can't even just leave stuff going, I have to 'finish' an upgrade before it starts to apply? Urgh.
Play Questopia Questopia Jun. 12, 2013
Game doesn't resize as I zoom the web page. Show all doesn't show all.
Play A small talk at the back of beyond A small talk at the back of beyond May. 09, 2013
wait, is this a serious thing? people are actually having trouble with the AI? yikes. i loved it, but it's incredibly short. i know it was made for a game jam and all, so it's understandable - i'd really enjoy a longer game with more robust interaction, all the pieces worked well and it was satisfying to speak with the ai.