LokiGodOfFire's Comments

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Play Idle Mine Idle Mine Feb. 20, 2014
Miner's Log Day ???: I've reached the 54th level of Hellstone and there is no end in sight. I kissed my lucky pendant and threw my gems at the blacksmith and I was surprised for him to throw a pickaxe at me instead of into the pile of thousands of duds. He calls is the ULTIMATE PICKAXE +17. He claims it has a quality of 2057.85% so I try it out. I now melt this Hellstone like butter... until I descend to the 60th Hellstone level. I've heard rumors of miners reaching into the 2000th levels of Hellstone and beyond. This road ahead is bleak, but for now it is inviting. End Miner's Log.
Play Idle Mine Idle Mine Feb. 12, 2014
@brattsen octillian I think
Play Dungeons of Kong Dungeons of Kong Dec. 12, 2013
@ThatsANiceGuy That is the DEFINITION of a roguelike, which is what this game is. This gets a 5/5 for sure.
Play Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Oct. 12, 2013
The first religious dude just doesn't accept answer, I wish I could tell him he's talking to an imaginary friend in the sky but I just can't.
Play Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Oct. 12, 2013
...and this game is effin' impossible.
Play Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Oct. 12, 2013
Btw, Ari and Socrates...? Are they jewish or greek?
Play Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Oct. 12, 2013
This game is giving me a headache, I feel like i'm in class right now.
Play Cyclomaniacs Epic Cyclomaniacs Epic Jun. 24, 2013
How do you get a bell and what the hell is a sneaky start? This game could stand to be more user friendly.
Play Papa Louie 2: When Burgers Attack! Papa Louie 2: When Burgers Attack! Jun. 10, 2013
ugh so boring, just like the regular games they make
Play Mystery IQ Test Mystery IQ Test Jun. 10, 2013
Wow my actual IQ is pretty close to what I got. That was a fun little diversion! :D
Play Super Duck Punch! Super Duck Punch! May. 28, 2013
Beat the game and I don't know what reviving even is because I didn't do it, lol.
Play Caribbean Admiral Caribbean Admiral May. 25, 2013
Never got any achievements for making upgrades and the last boss is pretty much impossible, 3/5 because I had fun.
Play Bearbarians Bearbarians Feb. 28, 2013
this game is boring as shit, just some crappy platformer meets tf2
Play Renegade Racing Renegade Racing Feb. 26, 2013
how do you use your turbos?
Play Monster Legions Monster Legions Feb. 15, 2013
One of the enemy's names was Rarity. This gets a 5/5 just for that, like it didn't deserve it otherwise.
Play Beloved Beloved Feb. 15, 2013
Love thy neighbor... unless they're an immigrant, gay, of another religion, on welfare, use protection, atheist...
Play Beloved Beloved Feb. 15, 2013
now that i've played a wonderfully simple and interesting game, let's read some comments and see all the jesus freaks try to rationalize why they thinks crazy and hateful things
Play Pocket Creature PVP Pocket Creature PVP Feb. 15, 2013
purple night is impossible, needs less difficulty
Play Demons vs Fairyland Demons vs Fairyland Feb. 14, 2013
kinda easy and it strangely looked like realm of the mad god and played like don't touch my gems... also it needs an end boss! I'd give this a 4/5, it's just not quite top notch but I had fun.
Play Legacy of a Thousand Suns Legacy of a Thousand Suns Nov. 14, 2012
too much frakking reading... I wanna play a game not read a book...