LordAuron's profile

About me

After recent events, as of December 7th, 2007, I am the fuck out of here. Kongregate has gone to total shit and has lost all semblance of purpose and agreeable function. Stupidity and poor design are rewarded, dysfunction is embraced, and management is well and totally fucked. You are welcome to fuck off and die horribly, you cancerous twits.

Age: 28
Sex: Male
Location:

Member Since: Jun. 22, 2007
Last Login: Dec. 07, 2007
Current Points: 2252
Comments: 220

Latest Achievements

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: Difference Detective Badge (medium - 15 points); Find every last difference in 5 Differences; Acquired Dec. 07, 2007

: Geometric Mastery Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 40 levels and complete a random level of size 4 in 3 minutes or less in Hexiom; Acquired Dec. 07, 2007

: Done in 60 Seconds Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete a size 3 random puzzle in 1 minute or less in Hexiom; Acquired Dec. 06, 2007

: Six-Sided Student Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete any 10 levels in Hexiom; Acquired Dec. 06, 2007

: Super Dolphin Cannonball Badge (hard - 30 points); Load up the timed mode (not Free Swim) and perform the ultimate bellyflop in Dolphin Olympics 2; Acquired Nov. 29, 2007

: Shark Jumper Badge (medium - 15 points); Leap through the sky and travel 100 meters horizontally in Dolphin Olympics 2; Acquired Nov. 29, 2007

: Junior Olympian Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 50,000 points in Dolphin Olympics 2; Acquired Nov. 28, 2007

: Freedom Flyer Badge (medium - 15 points); As this game so beautifully illustrates, the pursuit of freedom is endless. Score 50,000 points in Turkey Fling; Acquired Nov. 22, 2007

: Bloody Buccaneer Badge (easy - 5 points); Crush 10 enemy vessels across all games in any difficulty setting in Treasure of Cutlass Reef; Acquired Nov. 21, 2007

: Champion Robotics Engineer Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete your fulfilling career as a master of all things mechanical in Bot Arena 3; Acquired Nov. 15, 2007

: Roboslayer Badge (easy - 5 points); Lay waste to 10 opponents in career mode or challenge mode in Bot Arena 3; Acquired Nov. 15, 2007

: Bloon Destroyer Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete level 35 on "medium" in Bloons Tower Defense 2; Acquired Nov. 14, 2007

: Bloon Popper Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 20 on "easy" in Bloons Tower Defense 2; Acquired Nov. 14, 2007

: High Warlord Badge (hard - 30 points); Any resistance will not be tolerated! Conquer all 32 cities in Feudalism; Acquired Nov. 14, 2007

: Rotation Rotation Rotation Badge (hard - 30 points); Score 80,000 points in hard mode in rotaZion; Acquired Nov. 11, 2007

: The Sun Eater Badge (hard - 30 points); No heavenly bodies will be tolerated. Complete all 21 stages in Ether Cannon; Acquired Nov. 11, 2007

: Celestial Soldier Badge (medium - 15 points); Take to the skies and defend Earth, scoring 3,000 points in Ether Cannon; Acquired Nov. 09, 2007

: Pizza Lover Badge (medium - 15 points); Rise the ranks of the pizza shop, reaching Rank 10 in Papa's Pizzeria; Acquired Nov. 08, 2007

: Errand Boy Badge (easy - 5 points); Every great leader needs to start somewhere! Earn 1000 gold in Feudalism; Acquired Nov. 08, 2007

: Applesauce Sampler Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 4 in N3wton; Acquired Nov. 08, 2007

: 3D Zen Master Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 30 levels in 3D Logic 2: Stronghold of Sage; Acquired Nov. 03, 2007

LordAuron's favorite games

: Gravitee

: Ring Pass Not

LordAuron's cards

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: Yellow Rock of Cowards

: Amaya, the Exiled Student

: General's Insignia

: Girdle of Iron Will

: Stoneheel Totem

: Blood Vial

: Necronomic Tome

: Cornelius Constantine, the Suave

LordAuron's friends

: tivaelydoc

: Caimbul

LordAuron's fans

: PoWeRbLoOd

: yello123

: Exxos

: kimmythug12

: inque

: Caimbul

: Morrowind12

Shouts & Whispers

Shouts

Whispers

Person	Content
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voltage107	Jun. 26, 2008 ur cruerl to kongregate… leave if u must
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coolpaper	Jan. 13, 2008 You are truely a hater of all games…
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Exxos	Dec. 08, 2007 Sorry to see you leave, dude. :’~~[ Though I agree with you, this place has gone down pretty rapidly. I guess I should follow your lead, if enough people were to leave, maybe kong would snap out of it, but I doubt it. :~~(

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LordAuron's comments

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Game	Comments
Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2	Dec. 07, 2007 You know what? You give 4 badges to Hexiom - there are your smart people badges. You give 4 badges to this crap pile - there are you worthless game badges. Now give 4 badges to a game WORTH PLAYING AND WITH PROPER BADGE BALANCE!
Hexiom	Dec. 07, 2007 Moonkey is a destroyer of dreams. The only way I could have got the impossible badge was by replaying it. I solved the bloody puzzle fairly and it came down to speed, which is hard for me because I have poor muscle control and next to no flexibility, now the only hope of the one impossible badge I could get so far is gone.
Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2	Dec. 07, 2007 Awful Game. Not worth being on kongregate, much less 4 badges. Awful controls. Horrible implementation. This game is totally beyond salvation.

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