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“I’ll tell you what you did with Atheists for about 1500 years. You outlawed them from the universities, or any teaching careers, besmirched their reputations, banned or burned their books or their writings of any kind, drove them into exile, humiliated them, seized their properties, arrested them for blasphemy. You dehumanized them with beatings and exquisite torture, gouged out their eyes, slit their tongues, stretched, crushed, or broke their limbs, tore off their breasts if they were a woman, crushed their scrotums of they were men, imprisoned them, stabbed them, disemboweled them, hung them, burnt them alive. And you have the nerve enough to complain to me that I laugh at you.”
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“You see, Doctor, God didn’t kill that little girl. Fate didn’t butcher her and destiny didn’t feed her to those dogs. If God saw what any of us did that night he didn’t seem to mind. From then on I knew… God doesn’t make the world this way. We do.”
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“I’ve always liked you. but you never know when to shut up. Even bad men love their mommas. "
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“Remind me never to play poker in this town.”
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“Whether you end up in Heaven or Hell isn’t God’s plan, it’s your own. You just have to remember what it is. "
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“Blogging is not writing. It’s just graffiti with punctuation.”
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“Death doesn’t like to be cheated.”
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“Downwards is the only way forwards.”
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“They say we only use a fraction of our brain’s true potential. Now that’s when we’re awake. When we’re asleep, we can do almost anything.”
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“You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.”
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“Words build bridges into unexplored regions.”
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“I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature.”
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“Oh trust me doc, bringing psychiatric drugs and teenagers together is like opening a lemonade stand in the desert. "
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“Never attack a drunk guy with a gun. Do you understand me?”
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“Anger is just a cowardly extension of sadness. It’s a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you’re hurt.”
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“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.”
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“I may be crazy, But im not stupid.”
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“Tired of living, Scared of dying.”
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“Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, But today is a gift, Thats why it’s called the present.”
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“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”
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“Never argue with an idiot, They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
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“Oh, God.. Now I’ve got brain
splattered all over me..”
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“Your like a breadstick, You aint got no rhythm!!!”
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I has a salalalalalalalalalalamander. His name is Paul. He likes waffles.
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tlightgirl45: LORD UR NAME IS BUTTERNUT PICKLE SQUASH

LordDemonJackal: Butternut Pickle Squash?

LordDemonJackal: Pwnage.
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rpresser: fnoord

rpresser: hmm, something went wrong.

LordDemonJackal: Lol.

LordDemonJackal: Fnoord?

LordDemonJackal: Amazing.
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Ramen_Studios: hmmm, weird, i’m sure on of you… hmmm.

LordDemonJackal: What!?!
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bluejay21: did jack go through here?

Cloud175: No silly, Jack has a huge beanstalk.
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shadowmario1: no vires no spam

shadowmario1: no nothing

LordDemonJackal: Vires?

LordDemonJackal: Okay good, I don’t want any vires.
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I just achieved 1337 Points as of 4:08 AM.
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Yeah, So what, I got a D, Wanna fight about it?
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I am what is now known simply as… Me. Don’t try to understand my thoughts or logic as I rarely understand it myself. Its more of my way to understand everyone else’s logic. And if you dont understand that then please refer back to the start of the paragraph. And I guess that is about me, Or is it? Guess youll have to wait and see…

~Demon.
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For all you who actually read this far, Check these out. http://fo-wiki.com/ps3k/?menu=showUser&userName=DemonJackal
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Im starting to collect random ASCII images. Things like the fail whale, Etc. If you have one, Post it in a comment.
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If you need something from me, Leave a comment or a Private Shout. Ill respond as soon as possible.
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  • Member Since: Dec. 22, 2009
  • Last Login: May. 22, 2012
  • Current Points: 9034
  • Comments: 14
  • Forum posts: 8
  • Location: ....Who cares..?
  • Age: 19
  • Sex: Demonic Entity
Latest Achievements (view all badges)
The Way the Cookie Crumbles (completed)
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The Way the Cookie Crumbles Badge (easy - 5 points)

Defeat Chocolate Chuck by scoring perfect launches in Burrito Bison Revenge

Acquired May. 20, 2012

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Slayers: Demon Knights in Monster Slayers
Beat the game fairly easy with this.
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ddcf

May 4, 2012 4:51am

hey!!!!!!!!!!
:)

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sean32

Jan 25, 2012 11:59am

Hey, how come you have a evil picture???

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motormaxis Feb 15, 2012 11:00pm

ikr

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sean32 Feb 17, 2012 7:16pm

… i was not talking to you <

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Jman375

Aug 19, 2011 5:28pm

How come I never see you lately in kong?

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tugBUT

Jul 1, 2011 4:49pm

You aren’t a “Demonic Entity”. You gotta love my observation skills.

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