This is stupid, why the hell do I have to do this
Just click read more if you, for some reason, resent 90 seconds of your life and need to expell it from your mind.
Why do we even have to make summary anyway if I want to socialize I would be outside socializing this is embarrassing. I am sorry if I am illiterate as hell online, usually I am quite witty I just cannot take online dating, freinding or debating seriously. I also do not have a PC but am going to find a way to get one. Anyway here is my profile. Not that you care, I’m doing this for myself.
Age: 13
Appearance: Pretty much the same as my horrible profile image, multiracial and where only unicolor shirts. Just louder.
Location: Tiny apartment with my grandparents, either in LA or London. If I piss you off so much that you want to fight me I can message you my address. I will always be carrying a baseball bat.
Favorite food (NO ONE CARES _): PB&JSandwitch, Shio ramen with soya meat or fish, marzipan, yoyo cake, red bull, milk, anything with too much salt, Lemon or too spicy. But mainly eating is overrated.
Weapons: Razor sharp wit, (Ahhh, I am so funny), baseball bat.
Hobbies: Being sarcastic, paleontology, particle physics, being in Japan, zoology, track and field 100m or 50m Sprint, baseball, going to too many schools, showing off android emoticons, and writing about my self and pretending people will read it for my own enjoyment.
Old one: HI Yoyocake! Im just here to spam and grief and start flame wars. Im in 5th grade and i don’t care so much for video games, I only like soccer and myself, and I just made this account because i was kinda bored… I think I just offended the entire website… Bummer. Oh you hate me? Join the club! we got jackets…
 "LordMax22")