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I enjoy writing guides and reviews. After I have compiled a few, I'll set up a group of them, any help with writing guides and walkthroughs would be greatly appreciated. Let me know if you're interested in joining the group. ;)

Member Since: Sep. 26, 2008
Last Login: Jun. 18, 2009
Current Points: 895
Comments: 37

Age: 19
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: Fall of the Machines Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat Kong-Bot in practice mode in Kongai; Acquired Jun. 16, 2009

: Great^1000000000 Grandfather Badge (medium - 15 points); Live on, and pass your genes to the distant future in Microbe Kombat; Acquired Oct. 22, 2008

: Microbial Menace Badge (medium - 15 points); Split the 12 levels in half, then devour the first section in Microbe Kombat; Acquired Oct. 22, 2008

: Steel Samurai Badge (medium - 15 points); Charge through 5 enemies with a single slash in Straw Hat Samurai; Acquired Oct. 13, 2008

: Feudal Feud Badge (easy - 5 points); Cut down 50 foes during a single game in Straw Hat Samurai; Acquired Oct. 13, 2008

: Chatmaster Badge (easy - 5 points); Dodge 100 stars, then submit your score in Kongregate Chat; Acquired Oct. 13, 2008

: Line Driver Badge (hard - 30 points); Bring your "total time" score under 1,000 seconds in "mouse" mode in Line Game; Acquired Oct. 11, 2008

: Line Flyer Badge (impossible - 60 points); Bring your "total time" score under 200 seconds in "keyboard" mode in Line Game; Acquired Oct. 11, 2008

: Line Rider Badge (easy - 5 points); Bring your "total time" score under 7,000 seconds in "mouse" mode in Line Game; Acquired Oct. 11, 2008

: Paradox Shmaradox Badge (easy - 5 points); Survive an early encounter with a potential paradox in level 6 in Chronotron; Acquired Oct. 11, 2008

: Band-Aid Fetish Badge (impossible - 60 points); Collect every single band-aid in Meat Boy; Acquired Oct. 10, 2008

: To Hell and Back Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete the final level in Meat Boy; Acquired Oct. 10, 2008

: Party Crasher Badge (medium - 15 points); Unlock the Castle Crasher by collecting 4 band-aids in Meat Boy; Acquired Oct. 10, 2008

: The End Ender Badge (hard - 30 points); Defeat "The End" during level 15 in Epic war; Acquired Oct. 10, 2008

: You Have to Earn the Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat the Grinning Colossus in You Have To Burn The Rope; Acquired Oct. 10, 2008

: When Hobbits Attack Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete battle 3 in Epic war; Acquired Oct. 10, 2008

: Master of Bows Badge (medium - 15 points); Fully upgrade each type of arrow in Epic war; Acquired Oct. 10, 2008

: Epic Drill Sergeant Badge (medium - 15 points); An army is only as strong as the training of its troops! Fully upgrade every unit type in Epic war; Acquired Oct. 10, 2008

: Bloody Path to Victory Badge (easy - 5 points); Kill 20 enemies to complete the first stage in Achilles; Acquired Oct. 10, 2008

: Empyreal Destroyer Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the evil sun in Ether War; Acquired Oct. 09, 2008

: The Light Fragtastic Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 100 enemies during a single game in Ether War; Acquired Oct. 09, 2008

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LordOwnage's cards (17)

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: Scroll of Inner Focus

: Rumiko, the Ninja

: Cain Solomon, the Quarterback

: Flash Powder

: Ambrosia Thorn, the Blood Worshiper

: Gem of Souls

: Sacred Candle

: Healing Salve

LordOwnage's friends

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: RMcD

: hipcheck

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LordOwnage's fans

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: SamsterSamster

: Jonny666

: adfx03

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: MakotoShinobi

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Shouts & Whispers

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Jonny666	Aug. 22, 2009 Hey, where is their more info on the history of Killzone, i wanna read up, i love Killzone 2 so i wanna see i guess.
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xJAKExTHExJERKx	Jun. 23, 2009 That’s funny, you say you have the impossible badge, and you don’t. You should also stop copying Mr. Rubix’s guide’s and walkthroughs and passing them off on his own. It’s not fair.
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crumblehop	Oct. 22, 2008 Thanks for the shout! I prefer to use PDN, because it has the best effects, and its free!

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LordOwnage's comments

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Game	Comments
The Heist	Oct. 14, 2008 YOU can help with the release of the upcoming Badges!!! GO TO: http://www.kongregate.com/forums/1/topics/23206
Meat Boy	Oct. 10, 2008 New "Impossible" Badge! http://www.kongregate.com/forums/3/topics/23295
Meat Boy	Oct. 10, 2008 Band-Aid Fetish Dude! You just completed the Band-Aid Fetish achievement in Meat Boy and won the Band-Aid Fetish badge and 60 points! Wow that took AGES.

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