…well, there’s not much to tell. I’ll just start at the beginning. I started out life as a shark, but that quickly got boring so I became a llama. After that I ran for president and got elected back in 1103, that’s before Columbus sailed the ocean blue, folks. After I became president I invented such well-known and useful inventions such as the laser shoelace and the steam-powered lampshade. Currently I’m a camel, and living in Old Zealand. I currently work for FEAR, the Federal Elephant Articulation Reserve. I’m not going to tell you what we do there. It’s top secret. Okay, it’s not, I lied, but it’s sort of secret. But not top secret. Sort of a … medium-high secret. You know, like a… like a lamp post. So it’s about a lamp post secret. Yeah. that’s it. Activity FeedLordSandwich has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? |