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LtSkittlesIII

Latest Activity: Played Realm Grinder (Jul 6, 2015 12:13pm)

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    Skittlian Republic - Shock Troop Barracks
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    Jul. 03, 2015
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    http://Error404.com
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Self professed nerd, gamer, and asshole. I like books, video games, socializing with questionable strangers online, and long walks on the beach. I’m very bitter, judgmental, opinionated, and according to some, narcissistic. I have a passion for theoretical physics, genetics, engineering, and history, though numerous other subjects also catch my interest.
I detest internet sub-culture, and I am what some consider to be a troll. I’m a sexual deviant, but I won’t fuck you.

Side Notes
Being able to lie about having a boyfriend is the best part about being single.
You’d have to be pretty immune to reality if you can’t tell that my gigantic dick I always talk about isn’t a metaphor for something.
My favorite food is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067.
I am nine hundred thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine in a million.
Death to the Stormcloaks furries!
Pussy destroying cock blast.

“Imagination will often take us to worlds that never were, but without it, we would go nowhere.” – Carl Sagan

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.” – Groucho Marx

“In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower

“The clever hawk hides its claws.” – Japanese proverb

“In victory you deserve champagne; in defeat, you need it.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

“A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.” – Bill Murray

“Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution.” – George Orwell, 1984

“Politics is promising to do one thing, intending to do another, and in the end doing neither what you promised nor what you intended.” – Saddam Hussein

“A crown is just a hat that lets the rain in.” – Frederick the Great

“A flower falls even though we love it; a weed grows even though we hate it.” – Dōgen Zenji

“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.” – Voltaire

“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” – Rosa Luxemburg

“The object of a war is always to get in a better position to wage another war.” – George Orwell, 1984

“Nothing is so firmly believed as that which least is known.” – Michel de Montaigne

“The important thing in strategy is to disallow the enemy’s useful actions, and to allow his useless actions.” – Miyamoto Musashi, The Book of Five Rings

“If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.” – Sun Tzu, The Art of war

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