Lurkenstein

Hello reader,

Look at your profile, now back at my profile, now back to your profile, now back to my profile. Sadly, I’m not on your friends list but if you start talking to me instead of people with lamer profiles then you can chat with me.

Look down, and back up.
Where are you?
You’re on a site, with the man who could be your friend.

Whats in your hand? Back to me. It’s your mouse. Use it to click a link for that thing you want, it’s the link for that thing you need, look again, it’s the link to befriend me. I’m on Kongregate.

Some girl on the street asked me if I was saved yet.

I told her I saved at the checkpoint a couple blocks back
and can respawn from there if I die.

She was confused.
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I am not a pirate.
I’m a pre-emptive nautical salvager. >_>

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Your hosts in The Abyss are the wacky and wonderful
regular chatters:

Adrokila
AlvinFlummox
AMenacingCow
Arka45
babygirl44
Badgerwookie
badgerman10
BalrogTheBuff
batpop
Birchfeather
BlackJebus
BrianHarmon
championjc
Channeller
Conquerer95
CrashTestDumbass
DeadlierRobo
dfgfhg
Dehm
Divreus
DraconicWarrior
Dragoneye904
duskwolf91
emochick
FinalDoomGuy
fructivore
gatordude
Gh0st_Cow
God_Of_Dragons (formerly dendrago)
god_of_war
goldenknight
itsme33poop
Jaskaran2000
joenero13
Kea_Treadwind
KiwiPieGreen
Klagis
LegionofAres
lhvinny
LikeAFox
lordrightguy
LordTorro
Lurkenstein
manofgun
mechafanboy
milkweed
niksumner
noobpoop
pacsabbath
PeopleEater1333
prettypotofglue
Psycho1killer
ruffluv1
Sairanos
scage28
sergant25
Shadekat
sharpdoomI3
Shrub
sk8r4life
t0rm3nt0r
Tezz
TheGoldenHammer
TheKink1
thisismyscndacct
Trohan7
Vincetorix
wetehlolz
wipeout770
zxmuffinszx
Zyriden

If you are a regular and aren’t listed let me know!
-Lurk

If you’re on Steam and you are an Abyssian, Check out TheAbyss group here:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/lurktheabyss

Contact me or an officer for an invite!