Lytris's profile

I don't really have much to say about myself.. If you wanna know me, go to Ninja Chat, for that is where I dwell.. I /will/ however say, that the great Blarlack, of the "Dunest" Sea, is my lord and master.. And the wonderful Kispus is my smexi smexi lover. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And, for your entertainment, here are a few quotes, unforgettable conversations, and some stuff that's taken out of context.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DorkPhones: I can shoot lesbian. DorkPhones: Into your /teeth/. DorkPhones: I am the epitome of epic. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lytris: *Role plays* Lytris: Woo hoo! This is fun! Jamcob: *doesn’t role play* Jamcob: I wouldn’t know bloody2: *Starts screaming bloody2: * bloody2: woops Lytris: You spelled “failing” wrong… ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lytris: I wanna eat you. ^_- Kispus: That’s a great tactic, Lytris. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- stevenorr: You violated it first! Azieru: leave your mom out of this, stevenorr ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- stevenorr: Okay. stevenorr: I’ll marry Azieru. Azieru: I don’t believe I can legally marry planetary bodies, stevenorr stevenorr: They are passing new legislation. D: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Blarlack: I am not alive. >:( bunnykitten: D:< Yes huh! Blarlack: I am an undead construct, a living engine of hatred and destruction. Juggal0tus: Blar is the reason the dinosaurs are extinct! He said they were having too much fun so he killed them ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Azieru: that’s one freaky-lookin’ lizard, stevenorr stevenorr: It’s an otter! Sinapi_NinjaChat: It’s an otter. D: Sinapi_NinjaChat: A kyoot baby otter. Azieru: pretty sure that’s a lizard Lytris: Wow.. Don’t you guys know the difference between otters and lizards? bunnykitten: That’s an Otter. stevenorr: Azieru, it’s an otter! Lytris: Deffinately a lizard.. bunnykitten: -.- Azieru: it’s five against three bunnykitten: How can you argue that that’s an otter. Azieru: in favor of lizards bunnykitten: Azi, how is that a lizard? stevenorr: Azieru, it’s an otter! Azieru: otters have fur; that creature obviously has no vur Azieru: fur, too stevenorr: And you only have two votes for lizard!!!111 Lytris: How /isn’t/ it a lizard, would be an easier question to answer.. Azieru: my vote counts quadruple Lytris: And that’s cause it is.. bunnykitten: Look again. stevenorr: Azieru, that’s cheating!!!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jamcob: (Mess around with me) SilentInsanity: Hmm? Lytris: No! Stfu, Jam! Lytris: Gtfo of here! MissMurderIsh: Lytris! Lytris: Nah.. I’m just messin around with ya.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Azieru: you should visit Kongregate.com; they have over 28,000 free games to play Azieru: that’s over nine thousand, to put it into perspective ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Juggal0tus: From steve telling me to stalk sunny Juggal0tus: And I only creep steve Juggal0tus: His man boobs just get to meh stevenorr: I was only trying to get you to leave. Juggal0tus: Aww steve I love you too emokid223: So do I. Lytris: Hard to resist, the man boobs of Steven are. emokid223: Let’s group hug steve lonewolf9000: can i join in? Juggal0tus: *hugs steve* Juggal0tus: *Gropes man boob also* Lytris: Ok, let’s all pick a side here.. Juggal0tus: THeres alot of sides to pick from ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lytris: Mmmm.. This LIES is pretty good… Lytris: I wish I could give you some.. MissMurderIsh: :o I want some lies. Lytris: Cake* Lytris: My bad.. MissMurderIsh: :P ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DorkPhones: *yoghurt stevenorr: I'll yoghurt you. Jamcob: WITHASPOON DorkPhones: reese witherspoon Lytris: o.O DorkPhones: reese withoutherspoon ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And now, a list of random nonsense by Kairi.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kairi_the_shadow: I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting, but they wouldn’t tell me where it was. Kairi_the_shadow: I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add Kairi_the_shadow: Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the cat was gone Kairi_the_shadow: Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped Kairi_the_shadow: In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. Kairi_the_shadow: Four years ago… No, it was yesterday. Today I… No, that wasn’t me. Sometimes I… No, I don’t Kairi_the_shadow: Time’s fun when you’re having flies Kairi_the_shadow: May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house Kairi_the_shadow: I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Kairi_the_shadow: A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother Kairi_the_shadow: You can’t trample infidels when you’re a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look Kairi_the_shadow: I didn’t expect her to counter my plan with nakedness. Kairi_the_shadow: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to lay down on his back and float in it, then you have something. Kairi_the_shadow: Yesterday I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don’t know. Kairi_the_shadow: Now, with penguins, (cuddly such), “contented” means it has either just gotten laid, or it’s stuffed on herring. Take it from me, I’m an expert on penguins, those are really the only two options. Kairi_the_shadow: Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life kairi_the_shadow: Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia Kairi_the_shadow: I wanna breed like you! I mean I wanna be a breeder like you! I mean…your Vulpix is nice… -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------