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2 days ago

The story of CandyAss,
Deep down in the darkest of all basements lies CandyAss (you could say it IS the basement),
You can hear it’s hideous call “MUUUM I NEED MORE SPICY CHEETOS” even though It can’t handle spicy foods,
Then the ground Shakes, Volcanoes erupt, Reptilian Genetic Mutations occurs everywhere, Jiggling of fat is heard, only to reveal …

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VACT 2 days ago

Giant thunderous Footsteps are heard as CandyAss’ mum walks down the steps “You’re gonna learn not to disrespect your mum”
CandyAss then screams in pain as his mother trods upon his tiny testicles, a…

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VACT 2 days ago

“She Doesn’t tell me what to dew…” he mutters,
Then he sits there chatting and reporting people, and lies about him living with a roommate and helping pay the rent, having a job when he only sets his…

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VACT 2 days ago

(aaaaand back to candybutt)
“I Fu­cking hate This guy all he dews is troll and spam when will he ever lern- Suddenly candyAss’ mom busts in and starts whacking him with a Lead Pipe,

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Feb 24, 2012 5:49pm

If MadJedi had a medical degree, he’d be MedJedi

Make a pun out of the above poster’s username

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huyvip2102000 Feb 15, 2015 7:06pm

If kerothen was a female chicken,he would be kerohen

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ToofFromDotd Feb 19, 2015 7:39pm

If huyvip2102000 was an American patriot, he/she would be huyvip1777776

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MelloYelloDragon 2 days ago

If ToofFromDotd wrote its name right it’d be, ToothFromDotd

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Mar 22, 2015 9:14pm

Personally, I’ve found a nice balance between time spent on Kongregate, and college/ work.

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Mar 1, 2015 4:37pm

“Ask me about (hacking) ZunderFury.”

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RedFury500 Mar 16, 2015 6:37pm

Which Fury Brah?

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Nov 30, 2014 7:36am

[2014-11-30 UPDATE]: Since I left the website, I’ve heard reports of a user using my name on social media in an attempt to extract personal information from Kongregaters. To my knowledge, such accounts were made on Facebook, Instagram, Skype, Steam, Tumblr, and Twitter. However, there could be more, so be wary of who you add on websites or IM servi…

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ZeroJam Jan 29, 2015 3:24pm

Ironically on the day I turned 14…

And wow, who would do that, that’s quite idiotic

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MadJedi Feb 15, 2015 1:57pm

Someone who has nothing better to do except stalk and harass people they meet online

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occooa Feb 19, 2015 1:45am

So, yourself? You DID use all those accounts, so it would make sense.

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Feb 15, 2015 10:13pm

nicememe555: I posted like 3 days after you left
[1:04 AM] madjedi: Oh.
[1:04 AM] nicememe555: what are you talking about
[1:04 AM] madjedi: Well, I considered coming back.
[1:04 AM] madjedi: But then I saw you.
[1:04 AM] madjedi: Yeah, that’s it.
[1:04 AM] nicememe555: Bullshit.
[1:04 AM] madjedi: No, it’s the truth.

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Jan 14, 2015 11:00am

Great troll imho.

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MadJedi Feb 15, 2015 1:56pm

Not so great if I found out about it.

avatar for HalfCutHenry

Feb 2, 2015 10:11am

Hey ubers old acc

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MadJedi Feb 15, 2015 1:56pm

You cheeky provocateur.

avatar for Gabidou99

Mar 18, 2014 2:34pm

Omfg why he has unicorn avatar and private profile?

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123kittycat101 Oct 5, 2014 5:47pm

Obviously, he is a brony.

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Sep 16, 2014 5:15pm


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Sep 16, 2014 4:43pm


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Sep 1, 2014 3:04pm

cum back or ill kill you

avatar for Niceman555_

Aug 18, 2014 1:21pm

Your avatar looks like a vag lol

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Jul 27, 2014 5:57pm

Lol he’s an alicorn gender lol

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jak301 Aug 18, 2014 10:44am


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Mar 31, 2014 5:58pm


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denamo Apr 2, 2014 4:12am

i knew you could never leave

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sddsdd Apr 9, 2014 3:55am


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Meistheman Apr 15, 2014 1:03pm


avatar for jak301

Jun 19, 2014 5:29am

Dude stop just trolling lol :-P I’m joking ;-)

avatar for jak301

May 26, 2014 6:49am

Hi ya dude remember me bro? :-)

avatar for denamo

Apr 15, 2014 10:40pm

you should be feeling awful for “coming back” here on april first and playing that game

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Haruhion Apr 16, 2014 1:20am

Actually he should feel pretty clever

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denamo Apr 16, 2014 5:01am

but it’s mean

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Haruhion Apr 16, 2014 11:59pm

all in the name of fun

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Apr 12, 2014 9:28am

lol i bet u still log in everyday to look at the forums and ur inbox

avatar for MyNameIsNothing

Mar 25, 2014 4:11pm

lol private profile u pleb

avatar for WiiPlayer113

Jul 11, 2013 8:44am

Hey! You’re online right now I think. :D

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Meistheman Mar 11, 2014 7:24am

If MelloYelloDragon was a Yelow Watermelon, he would be WatermelonYellowDragon

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MelloYelloDragon Mar 17, 2014 2:13pm

wtf? that was terrible. If Meistheman was a woman, it’d be Meisthelady

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Meistheman Mar 20, 2014 8:19am

Sorry, I never was good at it.

avatar for IAMOT

Feb 4, 2014 9:39am

wait. Did you quit Kong?

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occooa Feb 6, 2014 9:07pm

Can you read?

avatar for MaistlinRajere

Dec 27, 2013 4:58am

Merry Newtmas and a Happy Chris Years!

avatar for Johanna_T

Dec 24, 2013 6:02am

Happy New Years and a Merry Christmas, Emjay! ♥

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Dec 10, 2013 7:10am

It’s been some time since I have been at all active, having been wrapped up in my real life. However, I came back to see how people I used to interact with were doing. I know you will probably never read this, and this is going to sound really sappy, but I honestly think that I am better off for having known you in some capacity. I was tearin…

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MaoWee Dec 12, 2013 7:10am