Latest Activity: Played Mutilate-a-Doll 2 (Jun 29, 2016 8:22pm)
Points needed for next level: 24 Level
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MY SMILE IS APROVED BY: CRYPTOSPORIDIAN
BiggestOfJesters:That one kid that’s having an affair with me apparently.
Kkavala: I need to toot
Alpha369: That sounds
Alpha369: so heavenly
MafiaPrincess: Toot out the 9th symphony.
Dayovernight: Can you give me my thong back?
Dayovernight: I need that for more shows ;-;
MafiaPrincess: You’ll have to do it with no panties, then.
Dayovernight: It’s against regulationnnnn
applesarblu: but then everone will see his bulge before he’s ready to show it DX
Kmac198: Why do you wear panties, Day?
MafiaPrincess: YOLO ;)
Dayovernight: Cause they were a gift from your mother ;-;
applesarblu: omfg xD
You: Hi there.
Stranger: I am a normal, average guy
You: I’m not a normal, unaverage female.
Stranger: I bet your’e not
Stranger: what are you then?
You: I’m an unaverage, unlike any other female.
Stranger: smells delicious
You: The hell.
You: Let’s go kill small children.
You: And then bake them into casseroles.
Stranger: lets not and say we didn’t
You: If you dont’ want to kill and bake small children then you are NOT getting in my pants.
You: Sorry, kid.
Stranger: Ok but only two or three and I’m not a kid
You: Hundreds and millions.
You: For all the world to eat
Stranger: I’m old enough to be your….uncle..
You: Hahahha, doubt it.
Stranger: ask me a question and I’ll tell the truth
You: How old are you.
Stranger: I am 55 years old
Stranger: how old would you like for me to be?
You: I’m old enough for you to be my son
You: I’m 78
Stranger: no way, you type so..so.. young
You: I try to keep with it.
Stranger: I bet you are still good looking
You: Not really. I’m saggy and my nipple rings reach my belly button.
Stranger: Do you wear “granny drawers”?
You: They have pretty little flowers on them.
Stranger: luv them GD’s
You: Does your penis ring sag past your knees?
You: And do you wear penny loafers?
Stranger: I’ll use the nipple rings to ride you like a sway back mule
Stranger: I pick up the pennies with that saggy old thing
You: You’re not 55.
You: Thanks for proving me right, sonny.
Stranger: you are not 78
You: I’m 43 :/
Stranger: No way you are probably a mere child
You: Close to it, or at least I wish I was.
You: That was supposed to say 39.
Stranger: ahh, the truth comes out
You: How old are you, then?
Stranger: how about those nipple rings??
Stranger: 33 and still smokin"
You: Pics or it didn’t happen.
Redenied: also Mafia
Redenied: what do
MafiaPrincess: Go terrorize little children.
Redenied: None near me.
MafiaPrincess: That’s what I do :c
MafiaPrincess: Go find some.
Redenied: Too lazy
MafiaPrincess: You live in a neighborhood don’t you/
Redenied: nearest city is a half hour away
MafiaPrincess: The children need to be terrorized.
MafiaPrincess: THE CHILDREN
Redenied: ‘half hour away’
MafiaPrincess: YOU MUST TERRORIZE THEM
Redenied: ‘nearest city’
Redenied: ‘You live in a neighborhood’
MafiaPrincess: You live in a neighborhood.
Redenied: I live in the middle of nowhere.
MafiaPrincess: Go terrorize children.
MafiaPrincess: GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS.
MafiaPrincess: AND TERRORIZE THE CHILDRENS
Redenied: I can’t
Redenied: I got shit to do
Redenied: in about…
Redenied: an hour
Karrow: gets inside washing machine
Karrow: pulls out camera
Karrow: Get dis shit on, I need money.
MC___: One moment.
MC___: Karrow finds that he has a friend in the washing machine…guess who?
Karrow: ohey pedobear
MC___: That’ssssssssss a very nice camera you have there.
Karrow: runs out of the washing machine naked
Karrow: cops chase me
Karrow: I AM NOT STREAKING
MC___: WHAT DO?
Karrow: Goes through it
Karrow: MC falls down due to his bad legs
Karrow: MC dies
MC___: WHAT DO?
Karrow: WHAT DO?
MC___: /Cerimonial law
MC___: /Dropkicks Karrow out of Cerimonial Realm
MC___: Don’t tell me what to do.
Karrow: You’re my bitch, bitch.
Karrow: Ass slave.
MafiaPrincess: Quoted on profile
Karrow: I dun see it.
MafiaPrincess: WHAT DO/
MafiaPrincess: Are you blind?
Karrow: No, it’s just not there.
MafiaPrincess: Shut up Karrow.
MafiaPrincess: Love is not something to be thrown around like condoms.
MafiaPrincess: Unless you’re a whore.
Redenied: condoms shouldn’t be thrown around either?
MafiaPrincess: Yes they should.
MafiaPrincess: Why would you use a dirty condom for a second round of sex?
MafiaPrincess: That’s just disgusting.
Redenied: Why should they?
Chrisellis: It’s a face
MafiaPrincess: Yes I would.
tomiman: OMG ITS A SHORT ONE
MafiaPrincess: With an aluminum baseball bat.
tomiman: but but….
Chrisellis: 8 = eyes = = nose D = mouth
Annoying07: i do bif in the light the war won
Chrisellis: it’s drooling now
mystic0magic: LOOK AT MY PENIS 8=====D~ IT’S SO LONG GIRLS
Annoying07: I AM DEAD
MafiaPrincess: I’m your mom.
MafiaPrincess: Go clean your room.
mystic0magic: I’m your dad.
Chrisellis: True story
Chrisellis: I’m your brother
Sniperwolf777: I’m your illegitimate father.
Sniperwolf777: Lick my asshole
Chrisellis: NOW HAVE INCEST WIF MEHHHHH