i’m a gurl, teehee
hi i’m cute and delightful.
I dare you to looove me.. LOVE ME!
I love drinking tea, my life sucks, and I have no friends.
Currently undergoing an identity crisis, but my avatar represents my true spirit animal: The Llama
“Suicide” is a valid cause of death. Basically, all humans are thought to possess the possibility to commit suicide, it is, therefore, not something “unbelievable to think of”.
Rem: The way to kill a shinigami is to make them
fall in love with a human. (˘‿˘ʃƪ)
Misa: What a wonderful way to kill. (◡‿◡✿)
Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack
I’m missing your laugh
How did it break?
And when did your eyes
Begin to look fake?
I hope you’re as happy as you’re pretending.
I’m cuddling close
To blankets and sheets
I am alone
In my defeat
I wish I knew you were safely at home
Your hair, it’s everywhere.
Screaming infidelities and taking its wear.
~ Dashboard Confessionals
Ultimate guide to avoid friendzoning 101:
Find person who may regard you as only a friend
Ask person “Haii u wan zum fxck???”
From here you should see results, either you get a “sure”, or person will think you’re weird and stop being your friend. (Either way, mission accomplished!) In rare cases, person in question will just laugh and still see you as a (somewhat silly) friend. Please proceed to step 4 if this is the case.
Drug said person and rape them.
Congratulations, you got sum fxck and/or now avoided friendzoning.
NB: Not suitable for want of long term relationships.
Things being told in relationships by men and their true meaning:
“I love you” = “I wanna fuk u”
“I would literally die for you… seriously, you mean everything to me…” = “I really wanna fuk u right now”
“We’re soulmates” = “I don’t see myself fuking others than you in this given moment”
“Things aren’t working anymore, I love you but it’s too hurtful to stay in this” = “Sexual thoughts of u bores me currently, sry maybe we can try if I get horny enuff”
“I really wanna fuk u” = “I really wanna fuk u”
“I miss you” = “I’m horny”
Things being told in relationships by
women lol me and their true meaning:
“I love you” = “Make me a sammich”
“I would literally die for you… seriously, you mean everything to me…” = “Sammich, u make?”
“We’re soulmates” = “I think u make teh best sammiches”
“Things aren’t working anymore, I love you but it’s too hurtful to stay in this” = “Why dont u make me sammiches anemoar”
“I really wanna fuk u” = “Uuughhh I cud relly use a sammich”
“I miss you” = “I’m hungry.. FOR SAMMICH”
Kongship: Married to MelbourneBoy