MaoWEE's messages

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FullMeasureZam

2 hours ago

I’d stick a hundred needles laced with salt in my eye just to sniff the crotch rot of a janitor that once unclogged a toilet you shat in

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cesarcurado

1 day ago

send nudes bae
cesarpussishredder@gmail.com

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MaoWEE 1 day ago

sent bae <3

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Holy2334 1 day ago

I wan one

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Holy2334 4 hours ago

May I have one please?

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FullMeasureZam

1 day ago

I would drag my balls through a pile of spikes and dog shit just to taste your fermented period juice

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MaoWEE 21 hours ago

That’s so cute, if I change "balls! to “clitoris” and “period” to “semen” that this line can be used with friendzone guy?

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MaoWEE 21 hours ago

do you think if I change* lol

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Fishstickz13

Jul 16, 2014 9:37pm

eat ma butt

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Fishstickz13 2 days ago

If looks could kill then mine would thrill toots. #poetry

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MaoWEE 2 days ago

thrill me

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Fishstickz13 1 day ago

kk jk

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Mr_Down

2 days ago

Rolby cheating on you is so depressing..

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MaoWEE 2 days ago

So is your ugly face

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oOTrentOo

Jul 20, 2014 3:20pm

lol nice avatar

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MaoWEE Jul 20, 2014 5:04pm

wish i cud say the same 2 u

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oOTrentOo 2 days ago

but this is a picture of my spirit animal
goose

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MaoWEE 2 days ago

oh sorry, I’ma change to a llama then

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FullMeasureZam

Jul 20, 2014 8:02pm

You’re HIV negative right? Great! Let’s make like magnets.

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Holy2334 2 days ago

Too bad in the end you will end up repelling each other.

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Holy2334 2 days ago

Besides, MaoWEE is the south to my north pole ;)

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MaoWEE 2 days ago

Does that make me HIV positive

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Tacket

Jul 18, 2014 11:57pm

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/9-serious-discussion/topics/386507-feminism-does-sexual-exploitation-empower-women?page=1#posts-7839249

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Tacket Jul 18, 2014 11:58pm

Sorry. Sometimes I have a hard time actually READING things to completion. Very low attention span.

GL

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MaoWEE Jul 19, 2014 12:06am

Sry dude, I only cheq anethng releted 2 SD when I have smoker 2 much mahajana, only DOODOOs use SD othawyz
cum 2 ot n stay thurr plz

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FullMeasureZam

Jul 18, 2014 10:46am

Dav morwee

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FullMeasureZam Jul 18, 2014 3:51pm

Don’t worry maowee, when I kill Trent you’ll be MY LoL slave.

I needed a jester anyway :>

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MaoWEE Jul 18, 2014 3:54pm

wtf whore

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FullMeasureZam Jul 18, 2014 4:08pm

ur gonna be my sex slave jester

:>>

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cesarcurado

Jul 17, 2014 7:20am

SHOW BREASTS PLS

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MaoWEE Jul 17, 2014 11:50am

take me hard

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Nebul

Jul 17, 2014 2:28am

Luka is a sadist as well! Is see you identify with your brethren.

How very S…

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MaoWEE Jul 17, 2014 3:38am

u wot m8

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Fishstickz13

Jun 23, 2014 10:12am

Ooo Mao gib mich da Danish twist

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MaoWEE Jun 26, 2014 2:28am

Thnx that wuz lovely ;) as well as your 12+ ugly snapshots of ur fat face lol <3

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Fishstickz13 Jun 26, 2014 8:34pm

Fat face….ouch

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MaoWEE Jun 27, 2014 12:47am

u no its true babe srry

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cesarcurado

Jun 26, 2014 7:36pm

rip <3

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MaoWEE Jun 26, 2014 7:53pm

rip <3

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superbunnyTaylor

Jun 25, 2014 6:09am

so now your profile is private

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superbunnyTaylor Jun 26, 2014 7:07am

how come?

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MaoWEE Jun 26, 2014 7:16am

Im bipolar

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superbunnyTaylor Jun 26, 2014 10:17am

bipolar?

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superbunnyTaylor

Jun 23, 2014 6:00am

do I know you?

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MaoWEE Jun 24, 2014 5:12am

ok i will thnx

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superbunnyTaylor Jun 24, 2014 5:34am

yeah , right … you won’t fine them , either of them :p

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MaoWEE Jun 24, 2014 5:36am

then I won’t

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FullMeasureZam

Jun 23, 2014 10:22am

maotree are WE gonna have a nigga moment?

bitch ass nyuggah

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MaoWEE Jun 23, 2014 10:55am

no

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FullMeasureZam Jun 23, 2014 11:49am

what you say

bitch

ass

nyuggah

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FullMeasureZam

Jun 23, 2014 8:43am

should me and icebomb have a nigga moment

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MaoWEE Jun 23, 2014 8:58am

idc

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Godzillasrabbid

Jun 22, 2014 3:04pm

“I love drinking tea, my life sucks, and I have no friends”

Then it says you have 59 friends.

Don’t lie Maowee :(

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MaoWEE Jun 22, 2014 4:00pm

Yeh friendzoned by 59 ppl

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FullMeasureZam

Jun 21, 2014 7:52pm

so are you a beaver

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IceBomb45 Jun 21, 2014 8:27pm

are you an archaeologist

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FullMeasureZam Jun 21, 2014 8:28pm

icebomb are we gonna have a nigga moment

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braves055

Jun 18, 2014 7:16am

hello cute and delightful

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MaoWEE Jun 18, 2014 7:22am

wow you juz called me baii ma riteful neme, thiz meenz i wull hav 2 giv u a cookie, u juz sit there wyl i bakez 1 4 u k?

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MaoWEE Jun 18, 2014 7:27am

there u go itz all baked n gud enjoy

also plz note teh greeen dotz r smarteyz not poison
i wud neva poison u

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braves055 Jun 20, 2014 3:12pm

Oh wow that is the best cookie/picture ever.

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MrZombiee

Jun 18, 2014 6:54am

level 111th to get patty. wow xD gg :i

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MaoWEE Jun 18, 2014 10:47am

Okay måske har jeg hemmeligt stalket dig i evigheder og fundet ud af at den eneste måde at gøre det på ordentligt er ved at stå tidligt op om morgenen og udspionere din kongprofil! Men shhhh…

Me…

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MrZombiee Jun 18, 2014 10:51am

… nom

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MaoWEE Jun 18, 2014 1:08pm

mit steam fxcker :<

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Gabidou99

Jun 16, 2014 6:11pm

Whismicott isn’t a tree.

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Maoraw Jun 17, 2014 5:41am

Good for him/her, but I’m a tree lol

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uzzbuzz

Jun 15, 2014 10:34pm

Boo~

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MaoWEE Jun 16, 2014 9:50am

:’(

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uzzbuzz Jun 16, 2014 9:59am

TREE?

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uzzbuzz Jun 16, 2014 9:59am

Treehee~

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MelbourneBoy

Jun 15, 2014 8:45am

And here is my wedding gift to you
Happy anniversary babe <3

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MaoWEE Jun 15, 2014 9:03am

aww no 1 eva drew 4 meh b4, thanx sooo much babe <3

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MelbourneBoy Jun 15, 2014 9:25am

<3333

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MelbourneBoy

Jun 14, 2014 4:14pm

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MaoWEE Jun 15, 2014 2:03am

I can play that on ukulele :3

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MelbourneBoy Jun 15, 2014 8:47am

:O