I had a huge profile. Then one day, the minotaur came and erased it.
Portuguese, with brit accent that people think it is fake to make me look classier (as if I need it, ah!), 20’s jazz style. Enough for now.
Things that you can call me:
Mariko, Sora, Imperial, Kay
Things you can’t call me:
Yoshi, Yoshidinha, Mari, Shemale, Lezbo, Weird-Looking-Person. Oh yeah, and I have a 1047 torture hell. Don’t want me to unleash it on you.
Occupations:
Shiny Sexy Mod (Feb 2009 – 2012)
Writer (since 2000)
Firefighter (since 2012)
Pain in the arse (since ever)
Regular rooms:
Bowser’s Castle (RIP…)
Harmonia
Parlamento (God why).
Education:
BSc in Forensic and Criminal Sciences
MSc in Bioorganic Chemistry
Post-Doc in Nerd Sciences for Everyday Use (My most relevant degree)