I DO NOT PLAY CONTRACT WARS.
(I’d submit a bug report to get it straightened out, but I can’t be bothered to do anything but put this here for anyone who reads it.)
ANY ACCOUNT COMING FROM CONTRACT WARS AND LINKING TO ME IS MOST LIKELY NOT ME.
What the fornication, Kongregate?
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO READ SOMEONE ELSE’S PROFILE
SynysterDeath6: Can I substitute that with my penis?
Cryptosporidian: You missed, richy D:
Cryptosporidian: No, Syn.
SynysterDeath6: Alright then.
Cryptosporidian: I don’t want your penis in my sentence.
Apparently I’m Vanez Blain.
I wear boxer briefs!